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I'm in a managerial position now! Seraph has underlings!
WHAT DO
<checks for flammable objects>
WHAT DO
<checks for flammable objects>
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By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend -
Minions!!
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Seraph is now on her way towards world domination!Comment
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Last I knew, underlings were usually flammable.Quoth Seraph View Post
Who are we kidding. Around Seraph, EVERYTHING is flammable.
Congratulations/condolences, depending on your point of view."If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HMComment
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You must teach them the Way of the Stickfight.
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On the way? Oh right .. yes.. on the way. Continue on.. nothing to see here.Quoth csquared View PostEngaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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Congrats Seraph!
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*hands her a toaster*Quoth Seraph View Post
The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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How long before we see one of Seraph's underlings posting on here complaining about management?
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You should totally have your minions dress in dorky cute matching costumes, as befits the minions of the Enemy of Normalcy.
What? I'd totally do it!You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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Yay! Scapegoats!Comment
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Scapegoats Flambe!Quoth Ben_Who View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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All of Seraph's minions shall now have My Little Pony style names, and pretty pictures about their names stuck to them someplace.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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If you're going to go all frogwalking about it, flambe a la chevre et vamousien...Quoth fireheart View PostI thought it was flambe a la chevre....
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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