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    I got a phone call with someone who's last name was Buttram. I swear.
    SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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    I knew a guy named Harry, who married a woman named Rosie. Their last names? Hikkenbottom. I'm not kidding.

    I also know a Plymouth Rock. His parents have a cruel sense of humor.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    • #3
      Dick Trickle.

      I kid you not. He's a racecar driver.

      A couple that got married hyphenated their last names. It wound up as Mr & Mrs Hardy-Harr.
      Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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      • #4
        At <old pizza place> one of the customer's last names was Lovely. He was a short heavy-set dude. But he could go anywhere and say "I'm Lovely!" and be telling the truth...
        To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

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        • #5
          I've often noticed some interesting names show up as I've checked stuff in at the library......"Robyn Bird" and "Overdue Undue" are a few which come to mind.

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          • #6
            Saw a piece of mail today addressed to Dusty Yellow. We've also got, I kid you not, a Barney Fife and a Michael Phelps. There's also a William Williamson. I just hope he's not a doctor, he'd be double billing everyone! Then there's the Blitch...

            And, while it's not a person's name, I still can't help but feel sorry for the poor folks who live on Cockroach Bay Rd....
            You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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            • #7
              Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
              Dick Trickle.

              I kid you not. He's a racecar driver.

              .
              I am convinced that Dick Trickle's parents lost a bet.

              Second worst name, ever.

              The first belongs to the poor bastard who sat in my section with his family when I worked at the Olive Garden on Boot Camp graduation day. Private Cum.

              If I am lying, I am dying.

              And I personally knew a Harry Palmer, who's parents also must have lost a bet. Either that, or they just think they are real cards.

              I also know someone who's last name is Fuchs. A coworker asked me how to pronounce her name. I told him "I DON'T pronounce her name."

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              • #8
                Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                Dick Trickle.

                I kid you not. He's a racecar driver.
                Dick Pole (a former MLB player and coach) is just as good. Or perhaps Rusty Kuntz (another former MLB player).

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                • #9
                  My ex sister in law is named Marilyn Roach

                  mrDrone went to school with a guy named Phelan Lo
                  EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                  • #10
                    I remember seeing a picture around the internet of a newly wed couple with the name Hardy-Harr.
                    In also once had a customer who's credit card came up as Jason Bourne.

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                    • #11
                      Local urologist... Dr Richard (you can call me Dick) Tapper....
                      Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Utter_iMADNESS View Post
                        In also once had a customer who's credit card came up as Jason Bourne.
                        That's the name of one of the employees at my store. At least it's not Jason Voorhees.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                          The first belongs to the poor bastard who sat in my section with his family when I worked at the Olive Garden on Boot Camp graduation day. Private Cum.
                          I knew a Private Tongue, on base-he was being promoted to the rank of "Specialist"-I also worked with a Patience Virgin......nice girl actually...
                          Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                          • #14
                            Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                            The first belongs to the poor bastard who sat in my section with his family when I worked at the Olive Garden on Boot Camp graduation day. Private Cum.
                            Did he ever make the rank of major?

                            Rapscallion

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                            • #15
                              I knew a Merry Barry (yes, her mother spelled MARY as Merry).

                              In school, one of the admins was Carol Carroll. (I think I would have kept my maiden name or hypenated it)

                              When I was first in the travel business, one of my Asian customers was named Hung Lo.
                              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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