Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Get the feeling they thought this was stupid too

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Get the feeling they thought this was stupid too

    So, I'm starting my first semester of college. I had a mini-freakout, going "Oh god, I don't know what textbooks I need. How do I figure that out?"

    First thought was, the school uses Moodle, so I could see if the books were posted there. Of course they weren't. They were through the school bookstore, which I think I learned via here if I just paid attention.

    Before I was allowed to access Moodle, I was supposed to do an 'orientation'. Then I had to get at least 80% on a quiz. I played along for a bit, then decided to just see if I could pass the quiz. I thought the test was gonna be a bit hard at first, as it wanted to know what threads were called, and so on, but then the questions started to become:

    "11. What is the correct way to navigate backwards in Moodle:
    A. By clicking the Back button on the browser
    B. By closing the browser window
    C. By using the breadcrumb trail

    9. If you can’t login to Moodle, you should _____.
    A: Buy a new computer
    B: Drop the course
    C: Go to or contact the student computer lab"

    I wanna know how many answered A for 9.

  • #2
    Quoth Cooper View Post
    9. If you can’t login to Moodle, you should _____.
    A: Buy a new computer
    B: Drop the course
    C: Go to or contact the student computer lab"

    I wanna know how many answered A for 9.
    I wanna know how many should've answered B.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

    Comment


    • #3
      Hee, one of my test questions for a job was "What is the one thing you should NOT do on patrol?"

      The answer?

      "Protect your post from loitering bunnies."

      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

      Comment


      • #4
        Quoth LillFilly View Post
        Hee, one of my test questions for a job was "What is the one thing you should NOT do on patrol?"

        The answer?

        "Protect your post from loitering bunnies."

        I heard of a security officer who was asked to return to the gate security post and remove the badger that had tracked him there from his patrol of the fences...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

        Comment


        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          I heard of a security officer who was asked to return to the gate security post and remove the badger that had tracked him there from his patrol of the fences...
          Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers......

          Comment


          • #6
            I read Moodle... but I definitely thought Moogle.

            Comment

            Working...
            X