I just know there's going to be stories coming out of this. I don't know what kind of stories yet, but I can see the potential.
The bank president, in his infinite wisdom, convinced the board of directors to hire a buddy of his. This buddy, who I shall call Mr. Goodhair, is a former bank president himself, recently let go from former bank for reasons unknown. The justification given for his hire is that loan demand is down (as it is everywhere in the US), and Mr. Goodhair will bring in commercial loans. However, he will not be doing the paperwork. My boss will be doing the paperwork. She's the one he told "I can work out a deal on a cocktail napkin, but I need you to make sure all the is are dotted and the ts are crossed."
Yes, cocktail napkin. Mr. Goodhair is good at schmoozing, but that's about it, as far as I can tell. He comes in wearing jeans and a polo shirt, his bright red skin practically flourescing. Still, the thing that stands out most about him is his perfectly-gelled hair.
I've previously met Mr. Goodhair at regional industry meetings and training seminars. He always struck me as one of those people who thinks he's good-looking and thinks he can drift by because of it. The empty smile, the drink in hand, the "hi, good to see you."
The idea behind his hire is that it will bring the bank income. But this guy probably has a bigger salary than the other seven of us combined. I highly doubt the income we'll get from the loans he's supposed to bring in will be anywhere near the cost of his salary. Plus he's not making a physical presence in the bank, either. He started Monday. This week, he's been in for a total of about two hours, split over two different days.
The bank president, in his infinite wisdom, convinced the board of directors to hire a buddy of his. This buddy, who I shall call Mr. Goodhair, is a former bank president himself, recently let go from former bank for reasons unknown. The justification given for his hire is that loan demand is down (as it is everywhere in the US), and Mr. Goodhair will bring in commercial loans. However, he will not be doing the paperwork. My boss will be doing the paperwork. She's the one he told "I can work out a deal on a cocktail napkin, but I need you to make sure all the is are dotted and the ts are crossed."
Yes, cocktail napkin. Mr. Goodhair is good at schmoozing, but that's about it, as far as I can tell. He comes in wearing jeans and a polo shirt, his bright red skin practically flourescing. Still, the thing that stands out most about him is his perfectly-gelled hair.
I've previously met Mr. Goodhair at regional industry meetings and training seminars. He always struck me as one of those people who thinks he's good-looking and thinks he can drift by because of it. The empty smile, the drink in hand, the "hi, good to see you."
The idea behind his hire is that it will bring the bank income. But this guy probably has a bigger salary than the other seven of us combined. I highly doubt the income we'll get from the loans he's supposed to bring in will be anywhere near the cost of his salary. Plus he's not making a physical presence in the bank, either. He started Monday. This week, he's been in for a total of about two hours, split over two different days.
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