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Andara Bledin 03-22-2011 04:29 AM

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 876821)
The War Of The Roses ( Still! )

Um... Are you sure there are enough exclamation points? You need at least three. Four would be better.

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 876821)
SC: ďLoud stomping from upstairs again! WOKE ME UP AGAIN! And put 4 exclaimation marks!Ē

Yup. Knew you'd had too few of them.

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 876821)
Iím afraid this is goodbye. For good this time!

Aw, come on. You know you can't stay away. I give it... three days, tops. ;)

^-.-^

Ghel 03-22-2011 12:17 PM

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Quoth Jester (Post 877112)
THIS IS AN EX-CONVERSATION!

:roll: This made me laugh almost as hard as GK's OP. Another Monty Python fan here. :wave:

Gravekeeper 03-22-2011 03:19 PM

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Quoth Chromatix (Post 876944)
Hold on a minute. If Mrs. Brown has a 2-year-old child... surely it's possible that the child is making the noises. And really, you can't prevent a toddler from making noise every once in a while.

I'm not sure Mr Brown would care. However, Mrs Brown has testitified about her nocturnal box moving obsession. I'm pretty sure the company is ignoring Mr Brown completely at this point though. Which leads me to believe that he's mostly just a cranky bastard complaining about any noise.


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Quoth MoonCat
Oh please can I have this for a sig? Pretty please with chocolate and wine and cookies on it??

Hey, she said it, not me. By all means. >.>



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Quoth hinakiba777
Perhaps I am naive, but I thought nerfing was just a verb used to describe the use of nerf products. Please don't kill my childhood.

But that's what the Internet is for! ( That and porn ).


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Quoth Jester
Point of order: He didn't go check on the noise. He sent her, his "so-called girlfriend," to check on the noise. Which means he is not at all suicidal, as he has not placed himself in danger. Which means he is either homicidal and diabolically clever, or a cowardly pansy ass sending her to her death.

I'm going with cowardly pansy ass. Considering it's probably a polar bear. Seeing how it's apparently almost always a polar bear if you hear anything outside up there. -.-


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Quoth Jester
I didn't read it like that. He didn't say he was paying for her order. He said he was paying for her. Which I took to mean that she's a prostitute. Which would mean that the phrase "my so-called girlfriend" actually made sense.

Gyah, I didn't even think of that. I highly doubt a village of this size has more than one working girl as well. If she's paid entirely in clothing from our client......it would completely explain why some places call so incredibly often despite having such small populations.....


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Quoth Jester
This is just one of many scenarios I've envisioned for some of the boys my nieces have dated. I have a vivid and rather violent imagination, it seems. Or should I say "we"....?

Pfft, that's not violent. It's stylish. Yeah, that's it.....stylish.



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Quoth Jester
THIS IS AN EX-CONVERSATION!

You know it's probably a good thing I didn't think of that. Because I could have gotten away with weaving it into the actual call one way or another......<cough>.

Fun fact: My manager has standing plans to cut my final shift. Should I ever quit, she's going to make sure she cuts my last shift off the schedule at the last second. To ensure I'm not left to my own devices on my last day at work and have a total brain to mouth shut down for the entire shift. ;p



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Quoth UnFetteredSoul
Um.... I thought a Nerf was one of those sponge like footballs? Although they do make the dart guns and sponge darts, I wasn't aware it was a verb. I guess I need to get out more.

A verb with several definations apparently. I was aware of one ( in a gaming context ) but the other was somewhat amusing. >.>



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Quoth Becks
Permission to use as a Facebook status? :batting eyelashes:

If you wish. ;p

Andara Bledin 03-22-2011 07:59 PM

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 877283)
Fun fact: My manager has standing plans to cut my final shift. Should I ever quit, she's going to make sure she cuts my last shift off the schedule at the last second. To ensure I'm not left to my own devices on my last day at work and have a total brain to mouth shut down for the entire shift. ;p

That just means you'll have to wait until your manager is gone, or schedule your last week for her vacation.

^-.-^

houdini 03-22-2011 08:37 PM

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 876821)

The War Of The Roses ( Sigh )

SC: ďLoud stomping from upstairs again! WOKE ME UP AGAIN! And put 4 exclaimation marks!Ē

Ok...Mr Brown. Look, seriously, this is something like your 40th call about this. Wait, no, sorry, 38th. My bad. Anyway, look, why donít you do us both a favour here: Put the phone down, go upstairs to their suite, kick in the door and assault anyone and everyone you find inside with the nearest object you can find. Not only will this resolve your problem, but itíll solve ours by ensuring you never call us again. At least not until you come up for parole anyway.

You do realise the next call will be one of your "I need a lawyer...yes, I have been arrested...yes, I'm in serious trouble...yes, I need an emergency lawyer...oh, you recognised my voice?! Yes, I am Mr Brown. I beat her into a coma with a small pink teddy bear. I feel I have expressed a lot of my frustration and now feel a lot happier, but for some reason these police officers don't agree..."

Becks 03-22-2011 10:56 PM

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 877283)
If you wish. ;p

Woo hoo!!!!

If my friends and family didn't realize I was weird before, they will now!!! :devil:

Jester 03-22-2011 11:45 PM

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 877283)
Gyah, I didn't even think of that.

Hey, anytime I can think of something you didn't, no matter how disturbing or wrong, I consider it a victory.

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 877283)
You know it's probably a good thing I didn't think of that. Because I could have gotten away with weaving it into the actual call one way or another......<cough>.

No one here has any doubt that you could have. And that, sir, is victory number two for me. :cool:

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 877283)
Fun fact: My manager has standing plans to cut my final shift. Should I ever quit, she's going to make sure she cuts my last shift off the schedule at the last second. To ensure I'm not left to my own devices on my last day at work and have a total brain to mouth shut down for the entire shift. ;p

There are, of course, two ways around this.

Surprise Method: Don't give notice, but know full well when you consider your last shift to be.

Sneaky Method: Give your notice, but when your last schedule comes out, consider your next to last day your last day, and go full throttle. Then call in sick on your last day. Actually, you don't even need to call in sick, as she will have already cut your last schedule shift. Silly manager. To TELL you this ahead of time? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Does she not know that you have some of the most devious minds on the planet planning around her already?

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Quoth Becks (Post 877462)
If my friends and family didn't realize I was weird before, they will now!!!

The did. Trust me, they did. :lol:

Becks 03-23-2011 01:51 AM

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Quoth Jester (Post 877482)
The did. Trust me, they did. :lol:

Must be part of my charm, then.

KabeRinnaul 03-23-2011 07:36 AM

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Quoth Gravekeeper (Post 876821)
The Vigil

The vigil for MC Shake & Bake continues, but he has still not returned. Fans fear the worst. Reefer Beat is still out there though. You know, the guy with the bongo drums that always smells like pot? There's one in *every* major city. Heís practically always out there. Day and night. Every week. For years. Iím not sure if itís one guy or if thereís some sort of underground clan of them that work the drums in shifts. But they all smell like pot. It is the dubious tapestry which links them all together.

That guy was my roommate the first half of my junior year. He always stole my sodas.

Then he eventually quit going to his classes and spent all of his time sitting in the commons playing his bongos.

ceallaig 03-23-2011 06:36 PM

[QUOTE]you will escape the building via zipline into the sun roof of your BMW.

Aston Martin, GK, unless the latest 'reboot' has changed Mr. Bond's mode of transport. And I can't believe the War is still going on


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