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  • #31
    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
    ( no not that )....
    Tease!
    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
    Me: "Alright, do your customer ID number?”
    SC: “Oh, no, sorry. I just tore it up a minute ago.”
    Well then, here's your new number.

    Gah, I hate the deliberately stupid!
    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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    • #32
      ( no not that ).....to keep my mouth shut. ><
      you know us too well GK

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      • #33
        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
        Honestly, I have in fact seen exactly that go by the office before. We have a security camera facing the front so we can watch the crazies on the weekend. >.>

        Or yell at them to get off our steps over the intercom if need be.
        Then you have seen me!
        Next time I run screaming past, could you toss one of those cookies out of the window for me? I could probably use some breakfast on the run.
        -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
        -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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        • #34
          Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
          “Low rise”
          Doesn’t fit properly.

          “Conforms to the female figure”
          Doesn’t breath.




          Found 'em.

          That's actually one garment. Not two, but one.


          Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
          I Can't Keep My Mouth Shut....still

          Me: “Good evening, <company>”
          Guy 1: “Heh ehe, is this a massage parlor?!”
          Guy 2 in background: “Hehehe, massage parlor”

          Oh lord, monkeys. They appear to be attempting to engage in a battle of wits. Very well then.

          Me: “No, it’s not.”
          Guy 1: “I’m looking for a maaaassage parlor, ehehe”
          Me: “I’m afraid I can’t help you.”
          Guy 1: “Do you know where the nearest massage parlor is? Ehehe”
          Guy 2: “ehehehe”
          Me: “No I don’t.”
          Guy 1: “Where is this?”
          Me: “This is <company>”
          Guy 1: “But I really need a maaaassage parlor, heh heh heh huhuhu”
          Guy 2: “eehehe”
          Me: “Perhaps you should just go massage yourself than?”
          Guy 1: “…I should go massage myself?”
          Guy 2: “Hahahahah!”

          Thrust. Parry. Riposte.
          Hey, Beavis. How do you spell "choad"?
          Last edited by Jadedcarguy; 04-01-2009, 03:47 AM.
          I know nothing and I can prove it!

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          • #35
            Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
            oh god. i hope i never witness those IRL *cries*

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            • #36
              Quoth Kirachan View Post
              oh god. i hope i never witness those IRL *cries*
              Depending on the wearer, I might be OK with it.
              I know nothing and I can prove it!

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              • #37
                No no, these were low cut striped sweatpants.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                  No no, these were low cut striped sweatpants.
                  Well, that's just weird.
                  I know nothing and I can prove it!

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    No no, these were low cut striped sweatpants.
                    Say what?! Dear gods that sounds horrifying!!! Who the hell wears low cut sweatpants?!

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Kirachan View Post
                      oh god. i hope i never witness those IRL *cries*
                      Hey, if they look anything like the model, I not only want to encounter them in real life, I want to have a CLOSE encounter with them in real life.

                      Yes, I'm a perv. What's your point?

                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      No no, these were low cut striped sweatpants.
                      I hate to scare anyone, but there are women that would look not only good, but FANTASTIC on.

                      Just not any of GK's usual customer base.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
                        Found 'em.
                        Where... Hookers R Us?

                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Jester View Post
                          Hey, if they look anything like the model, I not only want to encounter them in real life, I want to have a CLOSE encounter with them in real life.

                          I hate to scare anyone, but there are women that would look not only good, but FANTASTIC on.

                          Just not any of GK's usual customer base.
                          I agree with and second all of Jesters comments.
                          If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                          • #43
                            Not sweatpants, but I wear yoga pants that are low-ish cut a lot of the time. (I do try to keep them for actual yoga class and when I am at home. Sometimes I break down and wear them to school though). SO comfy! My best pair are Lululemon, GK should be familiar with those

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                            • #44
                              Quoth Jester View Post
                              I hate to scare anyone, but there are women that would look not only good, but FANTASTIC on.
                              You sure?

                              "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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                              • #45
                                She's not one of them.
                                I know nothing and I can prove it!

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