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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHonestly, I have in fact seen exactly that go by the office before. We have a security camera facing the front so we can watch the crazies on the weekend. >.>
Or yell at them to get off our steps over the intercom if need be.
Next time I run screaming past, could you toss one of those cookies out of the window for me? I could probably use some breakfast on the run.-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
-Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post“Low rise”
Doesn’t fit properly.
“Conforms to the female figure”
Doesn’t breath.
Found 'em.
That's actually one garment. Not two, but one.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI Can't Keep My Mouth Shut....still
Me: “Good evening, <company>”
Guy 1: “Heh ehe, is this a massage parlor?!”
Guy 2 in background: “Hehehe, massage parlor”
Oh lord, monkeys. They appear to be attempting to engage in a battle of wits. Very well then.
Me: “No, it’s not.”
Guy 1: “I’m looking for a maaaassage parlor, ehehe”
Me: “I’m afraid I can’t help you.”
Guy 1: “Do you know where the nearest massage parlor is? Ehehe”
Guy 2: “ehehehe”
Me: “No I don’t.”
Guy 1: “Where is this?”
Me: “This is <company>”
Guy 1: “But I really need a maaaassage parlor, heh heh heh huhuhu”
Guy 2: “eehehe”
Me: “Perhaps you should just go massage yourself than?”
Guy 1: “…I should go massage myself?”
Guy 2: “Hahahahah!”
Thrust. Parry. Riposte.Last edited by Jadedcarguy; 04-01-2009, 03:47 AM.I know nothing and I can prove it!
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Quoth Kirachan View Postoh god. i hope i never witness those IRL *cries*
Yes, I'm a perv. What's your point?
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostNo no, these were low cut striped sweatpants.
Just not any of GK's usual customer base.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostHey, if they look anything like the model, I not only want to encounter them in real life, I want to have a CLOSE encounter with them in real life.
I hate to scare anyone, but there are women that would look not only good, but FANTASTIC on.
Just not any of GK's usual customer base.If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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Not sweatpants, but I wear yoga pants that are low-ish cut a lot of the time. (I do try to keep them for actual yoga class and when I am at home. Sometimes I break down and wear them to school though). SO comfy! My best pair are Lululemon, GK should be familiar with those
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