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Calling Stephen King ...
Old 08-10-2020, 04:21 AM
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Default Calling Stephen King ...

Today at the store:

The belt on register #1 ate a package of roast beef ... the package got sucked in at one point on the belt, and bits of shredded roast beef and plastic were spat out further down the line.

The belt on register #4 ate a loaf of bread, a package of chocolate chips, and a piece of Saran-wrapped watermelon.

The belt on register #6 (which is where I happened to be at the time) ate ... a sweater.

Wondering if I should look up a good exorcism spell before I go back to work on Wednesday ...
Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr Hero

Last edited by Pixelated; 08-10-2020 at 04:26 AM.