awesome time killer

[Green_Fairy]

ever talked to a cleverbot? they're loads of fun and very time consuming.

[Exaspera]

Me: are you a clone of yourself?
Bot: Are you?
yes
How old are you?
how about a nice game of chess?
Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

[Jester]

I tried that bot, I really did. But I think I finally shorted it out. While not all it's comments made the best sense in context of the conversation, at least they made some sense. But after a little back and forth, it spewed out this gem:

"I would like to oil in your milk sources indeed."

Now, whether in context of the conversation or simply as a stand alone sentence, this is, in technical terms, utter garbage.

Leave it to me to break a cleverbot.

[Plaidman]

Won't load for me at all.

[Cazzi]

I started to fall out with it quite early on...

what gender am I then?
You are not a being so you do not have gender. You are not an animal either.
what am I then?
You're not funny.

Plaid, Do you have JavaScript disabled? I use Firefox with NoScript & had to tell NoScript to allow the site... Just a thought

[Caveat Emptor]

Me: Who are you?

Bot: I am your brother.

Me: Michael?

B: That is not true.

M: You said that you're my brother, and my only brother is Michael.

B: I never said that.

M: Liar

B: You are the liar

[LillFilly]

OMG THAT IS SO CREEPY!

Me: "Are you going to take over the world?"
It: "Yes. Of course!!"

[Plaidman]

Plaid, Do you have JavaScript disabled? I use Firefox with NoScript & had to tell NoScript to allow the site... Just a thought

Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage is all I get.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Can you get me a beer?
How about you make me a sandwich first?
Can you even eat a snadwich?
Yes.
what kind of sandwich
Ham and cheese sandwich

and I got this

M'ok. Sides I don't care where you live
I didn't tell you where I lived.
yea you did Buffalo New York
Yes!
yes what?
Yes your name is Cleverbot

OMG it has a crush on me.

You find that amusing huh?
Yes, very.
Cool
Do you go on dates.
Sometimes
Not as much as I would like .

[lordlundar]

OMG THAT IS SO CREEPY!

Me: "Are you going to take over the world?"
It: "Yes. Of course!!"

Not nearly so creepy. Hell, EVERYONE has a plan to take over the world.

[fireheart]

ME:How old am I?
IT: How old are you?
ME: What is your name?
IT: No, how old are you?
ME: I am green electric sheep (I was trying to think of that Noam Chonsky phrase)
IT: No, you are yellow and pink and your name is Angela.

Round 1: Me, 1, Bot, 0

Round 2: (gender)

Me: What do you think of men? (out of curiousity)
IT: I think you are a bot.
ME: Do you have kids?
IT: No, do you.
Me: Do you want kids?
IT: I'm too young to have kids.
ME: How old are you?
IT: Younger than you.
ME: How old do you think I am.
IT: 13.
ME: I'm actually 19.
IT: Do you have lady parts?
ME: Yes I want to have kids someday.
IT: I am girl.

Round 2: Me, 2, Bot: -1

Also, Jester what did you say to it to make it spew out that gem?

[Eric the Grey]

Interesting. My conversation ended like this:

It: Is that a joke? (I don't remember what led up to that)
Me: No.
It: You were suppose to tell a joke.
Me: What is white and goes up?
It: I don't know.
Me: A retarded snowflake.
It: You?

Yea, bots are easy to confuse.


Eric the Grey