I should start with an inconvenient truth for me, actually. And that truth is that I must face the fact that the person in charge of the loosely cobbled together covenant on my street is a complete and total idiot.
So, about two weeks ago, I called Animal Control on a pack of dogs that was trying to dig under my neighbor's fence to get at his dog.
Cue this very stupid woman, who is the current head of the HOA on my street, coming over to my house to complain that I shouldn't have called Animal Control because two of the dogs involved belonged to her next door neighbors and had gotten out. Her reasoning is "you don't want to incur bad blood with your neighbors."
1. Like I knew that.
2. Like it matters.
3. Fuck her.
My end of the street is having a lot of problems with unleashed and stray dogs. I won't bore you with the pages and pages of incidents, but suffice it to say there have been no fewer than five dog attacks on my street that I know about. Plus, there is a huge dog fighting problem in the area.
Things are getting really bad here.
She didn't know any of this, not surprisingly. So I wrote her a four page document detailing each and every incident that I am aware of and hand delivered it to her, saying that since she was so concerned about all this, she needed to get the HOA on board and "thanks for being so concerned" and "I know you'll want to address this problem immediately."
I know, I'm such a bitch, right?
Anyways, this person who is so concerned about "bad blood" regularly goes up and down the street gossiping and talking smack about the people who live here. Fortunately, she's not exactly known as a credible source.
She now thinks that since she and I had words, my good friend up the street "won't wave at her now." I asked my friend...she does not know what this woman looks like and wouldn't recognize her if she saw her. Nor did my friend know we'd had words.
I guess some people never really outgrow junior high school.
This past weekend, HOA idiot had to go down and talk to someone on our street about problems with their dog getting out. Evidently, a vicious dog got out, went up the street, and wreaked havoc with some of HOA idiot's pets. Nice. How does that karma taste, bitch? I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.
Wonder if she called Animal Control?
Anyways, this is rambling and incoherent, I know. I just can't detail it all out in short form. I just wanted to rant. I think it's kind of delicious that she wanted to come over here and give me grief about trying to keep my neighbor's dog from being attacked, and now she's having to have her nose rubbed right in the problem.
So, about two weeks ago, I called Animal Control on a pack of dogs that was trying to dig under my neighbor's fence to get at his dog.
Cue this very stupid woman, who is the current head of the HOA on my street, coming over to my house to complain that I shouldn't have called Animal Control because two of the dogs involved belonged to her next door neighbors and had gotten out. Her reasoning is "you don't want to incur bad blood with your neighbors."
1. Like I knew that.
2. Like it matters.
3. Fuck her.
My end of the street is having a lot of problems with unleashed and stray dogs. I won't bore you with the pages and pages of incidents, but suffice it to say there have been no fewer than five dog attacks on my street that I know about. Plus, there is a huge dog fighting problem in the area.
Things are getting really bad here.
She didn't know any of this, not surprisingly. So I wrote her a four page document detailing each and every incident that I am aware of and hand delivered it to her, saying that since she was so concerned about all this, she needed to get the HOA on board and "thanks for being so concerned" and "I know you'll want to address this problem immediately."
I know, I'm such a bitch, right?
Anyways, this person who is so concerned about "bad blood" regularly goes up and down the street gossiping and talking smack about the people who live here. Fortunately, she's not exactly known as a credible source.
She now thinks that since she and I had words, my good friend up the street "won't wave at her now." I asked my friend...she does not know what this woman looks like and wouldn't recognize her if she saw her. Nor did my friend know we'd had words.
I guess some people never really outgrow junior high school.
This past weekend, HOA idiot had to go down and talk to someone on our street about problems with their dog getting out. Evidently, a vicious dog got out, went up the street, and wreaked havoc with some of HOA idiot's pets. Nice. How does that karma taste, bitch? I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.
Wonder if she called Animal Control?
Anyways, this is rambling and incoherent, I know. I just can't detail it all out in short form. I just wanted to rant. I think it's kind of delicious that she wanted to come over here and give me grief about trying to keep my neighbor's dog from being attacked, and now she's having to have her nose rubbed right in the problem.
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