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    Streaking coworkers

    It was a quiet night last night. It was around 9:45pm, and we hear the far lobby door open. One of the Engineering staff poked his head in, waved, and ran down the hallway...wearing only a towel.

    Supervisor: "Was that CW?"
    Me: "Yep."
    Supervisor: "Did he just run in wearing only a towel?"
    Me: "Yep."
    *looks down hallway*
    *look at each other*
    *back to work on our respective projects*
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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    He was looking for his tool.
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    • #3
      *looks up at streaking CW* I see you have a small problem there .....
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      • #4
        I once streaked from the stepoff pad at the reactor in Ginnea up and over the rod storage tanks, past the tool crib, the break room and into the locker room ... I had gotten the contents of a valve dumped on me and soaked through to the skin, and the locker room was the closest decontamination shower. Did I mention I was female, and at the time the only female nuke whore onsite? ...

        Other than losing 6 inches in length of my hair at the back, and a *really* thorough shower [ouch] it really wasn't that bad.
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        • #5
          THE STREAK

          Just had to put that in here.

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          • #6
            I know one person--ONE!--in the whole building where I work that I'd like to see streak through the office. Pretty sure that's not gonna happen, although, now that I think about, stranger things have happened at that place...
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Quoth Bandit View Post
              Just had to put that in here.
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              • #8
                I guess this incident really sticks out.
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                • #9
                  'Was that Ralph that just ran past?'
                  'Yup.'
                  'What on earth was he wearing?'
                  'No idea, but it sure needs ironing!'

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                  • #10
                    Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
                    I once streaked from the stepoff pad at the reactor in Ginnea up and over the rod storage tanks, past the tool crib, the break room and into the locker room ... I had gotten the contents of a valve dumped on me and soaked through to the skin, and the locker room was the closest decontamination shower. Did I mention I was female, and at the time the only female nuke whore onsite? ...

                    Other than losing 6 inches in length of my hair at the back, and a *really* thorough shower [ouch] it really wasn't that bad.
                    That was not streaking though, That was running for your life.

                    May I ask what happened?
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                    • #11
                      I told her "don't look Ethel". But it was too late. She'd already gotten a free shot.

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