I've got a contendor... a live duck. That's right, a duck.
This was from the country park where a group of French students were visiting the animal section, and 2 of them decided to steal a duck and hide it in their coach. It was only discovered after a staff member crossing the car park heard quacking and went to detail 2 of us poor souls to go and pick the duck up with a teacher.
Said teacher said to us, after we'd rescued the still living but very traumatized duck, "It's made a mess, could you clear that up?" Bundling the duck into a paper bag, I glared at her and said, "Your students put the duck in there, they can flipping well clear it up. And you'd better hope the duck doesn't die or we'll be certain to take action." Said duck had done what all frightened ducks do best all over the interior of the coach; ie, it had dropped feathers and shat everywhere. I expect the French students had a very smelly journey away from the park.
Oh, and the duck survived, which we didn't expect.
This was from the country park where a group of French students were visiting the animal section, and 2 of them decided to steal a duck and hide it in their coach. It was only discovered after a staff member crossing the car park heard quacking and went to detail 2 of us poor souls to go and pick the duck up with a teacher.
Said teacher said to us, after we'd rescued the still living but very traumatized duck, "It's made a mess, could you clear that up?" Bundling the duck into a paper bag, I glared at her and said, "Your students put the duck in there, they can flipping well clear it up. And you'd better hope the duck doesn't die or we'll be certain to take action." Said duck had done what all frightened ducks do best all over the interior of the coach; ie, it had dropped feathers and shat everywhere. I expect the French students had a very smelly journey away from the park.
Oh, and the duck survived, which we didn't expect.
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