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AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are. -
Sossidge inn er buns?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.Comment
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Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr HeroComment
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Last edited by notalwaysright; 07-06-2017, 05:51 AM.Replace anger management with stupidity management.Comment
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AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.Comment
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WhadaFUQ--?! 
Well, eventually someone had to do it...
"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Checks the site name and content HMMMMMMMJ checks out. I am surprised it took someone this long to try itQuoth Dreamstalker View Post WhadaFUQ--?! Well, eventually someone had to do it...
I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."Comment
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New warning on the Fidget Spinner package ("Do not insert in genitalia") in 5,4,3,2,1......Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Hi IRv! Haven't seen you in a bit. How's not working at the Swamp?"I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex TrebekComment
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What WS said. If you've been in my store anytime lately I probably haven't been there."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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I'm doing great. They're training me to be a shift lead, which I'm not sure I really want but whatevs.
In the recent past the swamp has had its store manager get busted for child porn and somehow lost its license to sell beer. Don't know the story behind that. So it seems the swamp is more of a clusterfuck than it usually was.
Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 07-10-2017, 04:07 PM.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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It was possible for the swamp to get worse?"Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77Comment
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I want to blow this up and put it all over my workplace right now.
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Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr HeroComment
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