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**roadside** · 02-17-2007, 09:39 PM

"I'm gonna slap you with a wombat!"

**roadside** · 02-18-2007, 03:50 PM

"I can't decide whether or not I like Kevin Bacon."

**CrimsonEmber** · 02-19-2007, 12:31 AM

"So now we can fling poop.'

**repsac** · 02-19-2007, 03:37 AM

If you have to ask which wire is the hot one, you've wired it wrong.

**repsac** · 02-19-2007, 03:40 AM

It's impossible to insert the tape in upside down, and yet you have managed to do just that.

**Sofar** · 02-19-2007, 10:20 PM

". . . and then I butter it. And that's why I'm so fat."

**Rapscallion** · 02-19-2007, 10:28 PM

"I don't think I've ever heard you swear before!"

Rapscallion

**B&NGoddess** · 02-20-2007, 03:08 PM

"hey girl, how've you been?"
"meh. my craziness has been acting up again."

**Rapscallion** · 02-20-2007, 07:43 PM

"Yesterday afternoon was like a scene from the Excorcist!"

Rapscallion

**MadMike** · 02-20-2007, 07:51 PM

From the old Excedrine (sp?) commercials:

"I've got a headache this big! And it has (name of store) written all over it!"

**Becks** · 02-21-2007, 02:21 AM

"I HATE being forced to wear pants!!!!!!!"

**Sofar** · 02-21-2007, 04:00 PM

"I didn't know Ray-O-Vac made vibrators."

**Dips** · 02-21-2007, 08:29 PM

"I'm one of those bagel-worshippers, so that pizza isn't mine."

"Well, I'm a doughnut worshipper."

**wagegoth** · 02-21-2007, 10:09 PM

In a meeting

"Why do we have to go through this whole evaluation process, when you've already made up your minds what we're going to get?"

**wagegoth** · 02-21-2007, 10:10 PM

"He's Mr. Mysterioso!"

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