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  • "Oops! Somebody's pickle fell out."
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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    • "I can manage the impossible. The ridiculous may take up my lunchbreak."

      Rapscallion

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      • "If I'd known the Stupid Old Fart Car Club were having a cruise day, I'd have left home 15 minutes earlier."

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        • "So...what do you think of my rack?"
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • "no, I haven't gotten it up yet"
            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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            • "Sorry, I can't resist myself."
              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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              • "Look up P-E-A-N in the phone book..."
                "OMG! Peanisbreath!"


                (edited because the way it's spelled isn't the way I remembered it... which explains why I couldn't find it in my phone book at home!)
                Last edited by edible_hat; 04-02-2009, 04:40 AM.

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                • "When did your stop being gigantic?"
                  "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                  • Oh, I know all about swass, swoobs, swalls, swaint, and swussy.
                    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                    • "no, if that were a bottle of Vodka it would already be empty by now"
                      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                      • "I don't mind you walking into manholes while hitchhiking, just don't walk into any womanholes." mom
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • If you put that in one more time I'm going to bend you over and stick it up your ass"

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                          • Don't bring anything to a fight that won't fit up your ass.
                            I know nothing and I can prove it!

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                            • "I'm watching Lesbian Vampires tomorrow."
                              "Is that the film or your own private fetish?"
                              "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                              • "P's late."
                                "Maybe he got picked up by a prostitute again."

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