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Old 08-10-2020, 03:21 AM
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Default Calling Stephen King ...

Today at the store:

The belt on register #1 ate a package of roast beef ... the package got sucked in at one point on the belt, and bits of shredded roast beef and plastic were spat out further down the line.

The belt on register #4 ate a loaf of bread, a package of chocolate chips, and a piece of Saran-wrapped watermelon.

The belt on register #6 (which is where I happened to be at the time) ate ... a sweater.

Wondering if I should look up a good exorcism spell before I go back to work on Wednesday ...
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Old 08-10-2020, 05:05 AM
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Might not be a bad idea, but please be sure what else might or might not have fallen in there.
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Old 08-10-2020, 07:14 AM
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If you hear anything resembling "Feed me, Seymore." ...well, you can try to run, but it's likely just a little late at that point.

Old 08-10-2020, 11:29 AM
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And *that*, kiddies, is why we won't let you play on the belt!
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Old 08-10-2020, 12:21 PM
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It seems that the belts on your cash registers are not getting enough to eat. Your management team may want to schedule more feedings for them.
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Old 08-11-2020, 12:13 AM
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"Miss Karen, please don't put your child on the belt. It's been known to eat soft things"
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Old 08-11-2020, 12:50 PM
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*gets idea for a retail-centric version of The Mangler* I'm sure more than a few unholy acts have taken place there to invite a demon in...
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Old 08-14-2020, 07:12 AM
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This is the funniest thing I've read all week!
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