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Old 11-12-2019, 06:06 AM
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B... a previous Christmas Champaign ...
Wait, you previously celebrated the winter solstice in a good sized city in Illinois?
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Old 11-12-2019, 08:02 PM
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Dressing up in scrubs does not count as a Halloween costume
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Old 11-25-2019, 03:22 PM
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I'm not allowed to visit a bank branch with a face shield on.
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Old 02-11-2020, 06:07 PM
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Safety slogans recited at shift change meetings must no longer make reference to death, dismemberment, disfiguration, or flatulence.

Sure, ruin my fun.
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Old 04-25-2020, 08:12 AM
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I am not allowed to do “arts and crafts” with the box the new flyers come in. I am especially not allowed to make a spongebob design on said box and wear it around the store. It’s a very long kinda rectangular box.

I am not allowed to do above with a “shocked spongebob” or a “crying spongebob” and then wear it in front of the crab tanks. Nor am I to get my coworkers to take a picture of me doing so while pointing at the crabs and titling it with any reference to Mr. Crabs or his future dismemberment. Or to “swallowing him whole”.

I am not allowed to make a Patrick box and rope a coworker into doing any of the above with me.


I am not allowed to wear big googly eyes on my glasses covering my real eyes. No matter how entertaining everyone finds it.
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Old 08-20-2020, 01:01 AM
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That aged like fine milk.
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