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"You're retired... what should I put down as your former title or occupation?"
"Meat handler."
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Old 09-10-2020, 05:06 PM
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"What's with all the nosehairs? There are so many nosehairs..."
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Old 10-14-2020, 04:49 PM
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"I look like somebody's who's been buried and dug up again."
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Old 10-14-2020, 05:53 PM
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"If we had a 'service charge' for stupid questions we could all retire by the end of this year."
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Old 10-14-2020, 07:23 PM
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"If we had a 'service charge' for stupid questions we could all retire by the end of this year."
I don't think it would take that long.
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Old 10-16-2020, 04:33 AM
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Going by what I dealt with today...no, no it wouldn't.

Now, if I could levy a tax on the SCs who insist on calling me "sir"...at $50 per incident, I'd have made nearly a grand this week alone.
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Old 10-17-2020, 12:22 AM
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But ... but you look like a young Dan Aykroyd!
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Old 10-17-2020, 02:07 AM
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Ha, don't I wish...
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Old 11-15-2020, 03:10 PM
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