Fess Up....

[Eric the Grey]

How the Hell can I get a job like this?!?!

Well, it's easy. All you need to do is find the right partner....

Wait, you're talking about... erm.. nevermind....

...

For myself:

I've slept on the job (one job I worked graves and dozed for 2-3 hours after completing all my work for the night, until the early flight folx started coming in.

Currently, I watch DVD's on my laptop during the particularly slow portion of the night. My Netflix queue gets a considerable workout.

Surf the web...

Had cyber sex with my current SO.

Probably the naughtiest thing I've done is stolen trash. We ship out computer that are broken and out of warranty to a company that disposes of them properly (incineration of what can be safely burned up, I'm not certain what else...). I've procured computer parts and even an entire laptop (plus replacements for the dead components) that was destined to be tossed into the fires and given them away (never sold) to people who need them. I still have a handful of memory and a few hard drives that have been properly wiped for later uses.

Not that I consider it theft, since it was trash after all.


Eric the Grey

[the_std]

I currently work from home, remotely accessing the database that I work in. And, when I'm working, I'm home alone because my room-mates have day jobs. So I get up to all kinds of fun stuff.

- Constantly watching movies and TV shows on my laptop while I work.
- Watch porn.
- Have sex with the boyfriend or without him, a-hem.
- Cook myself lunch while on the clock.
- Shower/have a bath.

... Actually, I can do whatever the hell I want as long as I get so many data downloads done in the day!

[Bella_Vixen]

Well, I made out with my favorite ex once or twice while I was at work...and while he was at work...

...been kissed by the Red Bull vendor at the 'Lounge...

...I'm pretty sure that's all...that I'm gonna mention.

[crazylegs]

, and then threatened the manager's manhood with the waffle iron if he didn't do something about it.

Nice touch! Glad to see the bounder got what was coming to him!

[sunhasfallen]

Fast food job (when I was 16 - 7 yrs ago):

- Hotboxed the walk-in fridge
- went shopping for hours at a time (made agreement with co-worker to go on long breaks if it was slow)
- Pretended the smoothie machine was broken so I wouldn't have to make any smoothies when we were trying to close for the night (30 mins to closing)
- Stole A LOT of food (for personal consumption during breaks)
- Gave away free food to people who worked in the food court in exchange for free food from their work
- Gave away free food to friends
- Smoked in the backroom
- Made rum smoothies while on the job
- Consistently came into work hungover on Saturdays - would always puke in the backroom.

And I'm not proud of it, but I knew my 2 really good friends were stealing money, but I never told anyone. They were eventually fired when my manager clued in.

Luggage store:
- went shopping for hours on end
- surfed the internet
- gave myself and coworkers extra discounts
- opened up late on Saturday mornings a lot (it was always dead! who needs luggage at 9:30 on a Saturday morning??)

Accounting firm:
- Watched entire movies during an 8 hr shift (We didn't have any work to do - the managers didn't care)
- Went on 2 hour lunches
- Lots of pro-longed Starbucks breaks
- Extremely hungover during a training session (the trainer was too! It was the morning after everyone had gone out partying the night before. This was at a conference in Niagara Falls). I kept running to the bathroom to throw up.