Fess Up....

[tropicsgoddess]

Fess up any naughty things you've done at work, past or present . Starting with me:

Surf the internet

Browse on job search sites (without applying) while on the job

Play my Gameboy during my late night shifts (after the boss leaves)

*This was before I started my shift at my old job 2 years ago...no lie!* Copulating in an obscure area of the building with my SO.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Two that spring readily to mind:

1. Leaving the backroom during a truck unload, under pretenses of going to the bathroom, and instead heading for a pay phone, calling the radio station we had playing on our radio, and requesting the song "American Bad Ass" by Kid Rock, to be dedicated to a co-worker we despised.

2. Some background, which may be awkwardly explained: There is a spot upstairs in our backroom where there's about half a wall, and then on the other side of this half-wall is a bunch of wiring and ductwork and stuff, and ceiling tiles over what was then the electronics department.

We took a roll of tape, made little balls of tape, pulled up the ceiling tiles enough to throw the balls down without being too obvious, and bombs away. It was during a Packers game so there were a bunch of people gathered in front of the TVs staring fish-eyed at the game playing on the TVs so there were quite a few direct hits.

I only threw two tape balls. Honest to God. The rest of the time I served as lookout for managers while my backroom cohorts continued their target practice.

[powerboy]

Well, back when I was working at Walmart

1. I received Oral Sex, in the car with my GF at the time. All we went there for was to shop. Never got caught
2. Tossed a foot ball back and fourth with another cart pusher. While working and not on break.

My last factory job.

1. I played hoops with a bunch of people, while on the clock. What, the power was out and we already cleaned our area
2. Went and BS'ed with quite a few of people, instead of working.

At my last job

1. Surfed the net
2. Played videogames

[draftermatt]

Well I am currently at work and posting here.

I've searched for jobs

I've watched TV shows and movies that my friend brought in

I've played video games online against the person at the next desk

I've spent entire days playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. (So much so that I couldn't play it at home as it felt too much like work)

I've brought my wife in after hours to make copies.

I once came into work at midnight on a Friday because I needed to print a sign on our large plotter, my wife and two friends were with me.

I've stopped by numerous times on the way home from road trips to use the bathroom.

Once we were out riding around with our dog. Stopped by to use the bathroom and the dog crapped on the floor in the owner's office. I think she just knew...

When I was in college I'd do my homework while on the clock.

Played "baseball" using cardboard tubes and balled up paper.

Went on a "snowball run" in the middle of the afternoon.

Though nothing will beat my supervisor. He has used the company computers to look up porn, and look up sites where you can advertise sex (prostitution sites basically) and then left during the middle of the day for two hours or more (or came in late, or left early) to go and spend time with these women.

[Evil Queen]

I play my DS.

Surf this website

Go shopping

Pay bills

Chew the fat with the local PD

Talk to Kenny in Humble (What's your rate and occupancy? Did you catch the last episode of Blah?!)

Turn cartwheels in the hallway

Paint my nails

Read

Make food

And my boss knows about all of it. Except maybe the cartwheels. Shhh!

[Naaman]

I've brought my wife in after hours to make copies.

You made copies of your Wife? That's some machine you've got there

[draftermatt]

You made copies of your Wife? That's some machine you've got there

Yeah, it cost the company an arm and leg, but they used a copy to give it up.

[hopie144]

At my last job, I searched on the 'net for a house to rent. I've searched for plane tickets, booked hotels, played all kinds of games, I found this website. Emailed and IM'd friends all the time...friends in NY and in NC.

One of my previous jobs, I had sex on the boss's desk... with the boss. Yep, that's me.... a wild child But I did end up marrying the boss. We were married for 5 years. Go figure.


When I was younger, one of my jobs, all of us on 2nd shift used to have water gun and balloon fights outside in the parking lot. Or we'd all go walking, just to be outside. There were about 15-20 of us.

And this job now, I've emailed friends all the time, booked vacations, searched for hotels/cabins in the mountains, checked for plane tickets; and of course I'm on this site every day....shopped for stuff, planned parties on Evite, IM'd a friend when he's traveling, oh and now I'm making a website for my online portfolio of my photos!!

[Sheldonrs]

Sex with the UPS guy in the office bathroom. Previous job in CA. Guess what Brown did for me? hahahaha

Surf the net often. OK with my boss here since she knows my work gets done right and fast.

In a few of my old jobs, if someone did something stupid or pissed me off, I would steal something small from their desk. Never anything valuable or personal, usually a pen or stapler, etc. It kept me from screaming. :-)

Mutual hand jobs and some oral with a few co-workers in other jobs.

[Gruesome]

Mutual hand jobs and some oral with a few co-workers in other jobs.

How the Hell can I get a job like this?!?!

[Teysa]

When I worked at the Department Store from Hades, I played solitaire on the scan gun. I also figured out how to connect to the internet from the register. Actually it was mostly intranet junk, but it at least passed the time.

[Bandit]

Let's see -

Summer in the downtown in a big city - take a lot longer to walk to another office than normal - stopping at a patio for a beer or three - and watching the <ahem> scenery.

"Off Site Meetings" - at the golf course or local patio.

"Testing" the new firewall. Need I say more?

Getting the cabling contractors to finish up early - on the bribe of an open, expensed, tab at the local pub.

Just off the top of my head.

B

[Plaidman]

Gameboy advancing and DS playing.
Reading
Working on my campagins with DnD books.
Once glanced at a bad magazine :blush:
Fights. Very few that I provoked


Once I stoled. A .25 cent jerky at a store that needed my help, but my help meant ME doing every damn bit of work the other workers were too damn lazy to do. So I took a quarter jerky. I still feel bad, but refuse to go back to that horrid store to pay.

[Saydrah]

Accidentally opened a giant closeup of a penis on my work computer today O_o

That link needed an NSFW label!

Other than that and the occasional goofing off...

Oh, I stole a rabbit, a rooster, and 50 pounds of corn when I quit my dude ranch job.

[Shangri-laschild]

And my boss knows about all of it. Except maybe the cartwheels. Shhh!

Isn't it awesome having a relaxed boss?