"Candy" Non-sucky

[casey13]

Well, the other day it's time for another department to leave so he goes to turn his keys into me. I'm on the phone so he tries to put the keys into my pocket. He succeeds and notices a shiny wrapper in my pocket.

Him: You've got a candy bar in your pocket? (I've shared candy before with him)
Me (very puzzled): Candy?
Him: Yeah, I saw a wrapper.
Me: Ohhh. Um, that's not a candy bar.

He quickly dropped it. It was actually a tampon. Didn't think exchanges with guys mixing up tampons actually happened outside of movies and commercials...

[bainsidhe]

Err, I hope they are loose & baggy pockets not near your person, because I find people reaching that far into my personal space downright disturbing, anger-inducing and a bit creepy.

[Zombi]

You've got a candy bar in your pocket?

Or are you just pleased to see me?