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  • I don't think we can help you, sir

    Elderly gentleman walking back and forth on the other side of the barrier that's in front of the registers.

    Me to Coworker: "Is he looking for something?"

    CW: "Yeah ... his wife."
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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    "Wives are on Aisle Six, sir."
    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
    One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
    The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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