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  • #16
    "CREAMED CORN!!!!!"
    Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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    • #17
      "If two peopel purchase three sodas, I think it's safe to assume that they're simply smuggling children into the country and are preventing dehydration. Because no sex trafficker wants a kid whose skin stands up when you pinch it."
      "several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."
      -FSTDT

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      • #18
        "Yo, get that outta my face dawg, or we're gonna have to throw down."
        "I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!" -The Sniper

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        • #19
          "No no no no no!! I told you sideways, backwards, upside down!!!"
          Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...
          TASTE THE LIME JELLO OF DEFEAT! -Gravekeeper

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          • #20
            "I SAID PIZZAS, NOT PLAZAS!!!"
            The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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            • #21
              "Ah! She tried to show me her eye socket!"

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              • #22
                Give me something thicker.

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                • #23
                  "I did the thingy with the thingy and it did that thing"

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                  • #24
                    "Apparently you people use camels as a mode of transportation."
                    Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

                    I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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                    • #25
                      "That's better than shoving 'em down your pants like that guy did."
                      "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
                      "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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                      • #26
                        "We don't have enough lubricant for THAT."
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #27
                          "You wanted a quote? I thought you said boat! Possilbly a goat. We don't sell any of those here."
                          Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

                          "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."

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                          • #28
                            "Her boobs are as big as my head; she's not a man!"
                            "several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."
                            -FSTDT

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                            • #29
                              Why do I have to be the gay one?

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                              • #30
                                He works on the snooze alarm system - you have to keep asking every half-hour.
                                "don't go to the neighbors,that's just what the fire expects you to do"-phillippbo
                                "Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball."
                                Support bacteria.They're the only culture some people have.

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