Excuse me, but your ass is showing

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What is it with this warmer weather bringing out the complete idiots as far as clothing goes?

Saw a rail-skinny young guy walking out of the store today while I was outside waiting for Mom (had already finished for the day) walking out into the parking lot wearing only a pair of baggy shorts and flip flops. No shirt and his shorts were hanging down so low, it was a 3/4 MOON in the broad daylight

Too bad his shorts didn't finish falling off him . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

I don't know...I'm kinda glad I'm not in the store...limits my exposure to skinny teenage girls in miniskirts and tube tops...

[Shironu-Akaineko]

At least you get SKINNY teenage girls in short skirts and tube tops...

*shudders*

[dendawg]

[Sofar]

All day today people were parading about with barely any clothes on. The temperature? 75 degrees Fahrenheit. And that was at four in the afternoon. I was out in a black wool suit,* and I wasn't complaining. Because I'm effin' STOIC.

*Well, the blazer and waistcoat were wool. The slacks were polyester. I ain't gonna buy no slacks what gotta be drycleaned. Too much trouble.

[BookstoreEscapee]

At least you get SKINNY teenage girls in short skirts and tube tops...

*shudders*

oh, i got more than that, don't worry. ugh.
no sweaty guys giving me wet money from their pockets, either...

had a girl once wearing jeans cut so low she must have had to wax...her shirt was slightly cropped but would have been ok if her pants came up anywhere close to meeting it. she was with her mom and little brother. my mom would never have let me out of the house!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

oh, i got more than that, don't worry. ugh.
no sweaty guys giving me wet money from their pockets, either...

had a girl once wearing jeans cut so low she must have had to wax...her shirt was slightly cropped but would have been ok if her pants came up anywhere close to meeting it. she was with her mom and little brother. my mom would never have let me out of the house!

Be grateful you didn't see Chewbacca peeking out like the last girl I saw a few weeks ago when I was still running register.

If that's not a terrifying mental image alone, combine that with a C-Section scar.

[Pagan]

How 'bout the chick I saw at the Rio Grande Games a couple of weeks ago? She was wearing a mini-kilt, however, she was not a mini-person (Picture something this size http://robertburnsstore.com/club_ima...r_minikilt.jpg
on somebody 5x that size.) She made it look like almost like a tutu. I was hoping that she never had to bend over, but one of my friends down in their tent told me that she had!

[Sliceanddice]

So far ive had two men come in barely wearing anything wanting to be served one was ticked the other understood, but still it desturbing.

[JustADude]

How 'bout the chick I saw at the Rio Grande Games a couple of weeks ago? She was wearing a mini-kilt, however, she was not a mini-person...

...I was hoping that she never had to bend over, but one of my friends down in their tent told me that she had!

Like not-mini tall or not-mini fat? Wait, nevermind, you wouldn't be so horrified if she was just tall. URG...

[Catwoman2965]

Be grateful you didn't see Chewbacca peeking out like the last girl I saw a few weeks ago when I was still running register.

If that's not a terrifying mental image alone, combine that with a C-Section scar.

Took me a minute to figure out what you meant....all i have to say is EEEEWWWW - if you want to show off that region, then waxing is a nice thing to do!

Reminds me of being at the mall, seeing a woman in very tight, very see-through white pants, with a BLACK thong...her pants were so low, you could see practially all of her thong, and half her ass...guess i was lucky i only got a glimplse from behind!

[Jack7957]

Reminds me of being at the mall, seeing a woman in very tight, very see-through white pants, with a BLACK thong...her pants were so low, you could see practially all of her thong, and half her ass...guess i was lucky i only got a glimplse from behind!

And then they complain that you're looking when they catch you staring.

What?

[Pagan]

Like not-mini tall or not-mini fat? Wait, nevermind, you wouldn't be so horrified if she was just tall. URG...

Well, considering a mini-kilt hits about mid-thigh, like a mini-skirt, and hers was practically straight, like a tutu....yeah. We were all so stunned by it that none of us thought to grab a camera.

Although we did see another girl that was a perfect 36" (you know - 12"-12"-12") wearing a mini-kilt that qualified as a Daisy Duke length! Those two together would have made an interesting picture....or maybe not.

[blas]

I was outside on the porch smoking today (can't smoke in new apartment) and saw someone moving into the complex across the street.....two Larry the Cable guy lookalikes both shirtless.

I'm so glad I hadn't eaten anything yet at that very moment.

BTW, Larry must be a hero in the state of WI because so many men insist on looking like him through and through. Ew.

[GingerBiscuit]

a couple of days ago I was walking down the vitamins aisle to be confronted with ARSE-CRACK. Gigantic, saggy spotty, grey-skinned arse crack. When she got up and turned around I could saw a belly in much the same state hanging down around almost to her crotch.

Now, maybe this is just me- but I don't care how you dress, really. But I am of the opinion that people look a lot better in properly fitting, figure flattering clothes, no matter what style or length they happen to me. Am I the only young woman who feels this? It certainly seems that way, if you're in the city on a summer day.