Any frankly, the bastards deserved it.
Ok, Fraudulent charge hits my card and I get it taken care of. This means that I have to order a new debit card and shred the old one.
A total pain in the arse, but I'm looking at the bright side and that I can finally get rid of Rhapsody's music service since the card it's charged on is now null and void.
I've called them in the past to cancel since I've not the spare money to pay for the service, and they keep managing to keep me on by giving me a free month until I can afford them again.
Persistent bastards I'll grant them that.
So The card goes shreddy-shreddy and I get an e-mail from them saying that they can't charge my card to keep the account active.
Glee! I get to explain it to them and they can't get my money anymore. Here's what I sent them.
They sent me confirmation that the account was closed and I thought that to be the end of the matter. A week and a half later they're at me again saying that they can't charge my card. ARGH! To quote Dr. Evil "I'm surrounded by frikkin idiots!" Here's what I sent them this time
What is it about some companies on the internet that will not let you go when you don't want/cant afford the service anymore. I joined them of my own free will and I'll leave it on my own free will. Yes, I was sucky...but it felt damn good doing it.
Mongo
Ok, Fraudulent charge hits my card and I get it taken care of. This means that I have to order a new debit card and shred the old one.
A total pain in the arse, but I'm looking at the bright side and that I can finally get rid of Rhapsody's music service since the card it's charged on is now null and void.
I've called them in the past to cancel since I've not the spare money to pay for the service, and they keep managing to keep me on by giving me a free month until I can afford them again.
Persistent bastards I'll grant them that.
So The card goes shreddy-shreddy and I get an e-mail from them saying that they can't charge my card to keep the account active.
Glee! I get to explain it to them and they can't get my money anymore. Here's what I sent them.
On many occasions I have attempted to leave your service. Not that I was
dissatisfied, but because I'm in a money crunch at the moment. Every
time I have called I've been assured that I will be canceled and to date
it has yet to be so.
Recently I have had to fight with another company about a fraudulent
charge on my credit card (due to legal trickery and a ToS agreement that
only a lawyer could understand, they tricked me into agreeing to join
their service and to allow them to collect my credit card information
from another site I use frequently and start billing right away). The
final result is that I had to deactivate that card at the bank, run the
card through a cross-cut shredder and request a new card and a new
number.
I'm sorry if this means that I have to cancel my service this way, but
you didn't make it easy for me to do so otherwise. When my financial
situation stabilizes I will consider rejoining Rhapsody which is a
service that I enjoy.
Mongo Skruddgemire
dissatisfied, but because I'm in a money crunch at the moment. Every
time I have called I've been assured that I will be canceled and to date
it has yet to be so.
Recently I have had to fight with another company about a fraudulent
charge on my credit card (due to legal trickery and a ToS agreement that
only a lawyer could understand, they tricked me into agreeing to join
their service and to allow them to collect my credit card information
from another site I use frequently and start billing right away). The
final result is that I had to deactivate that card at the bank, run the
card through a cross-cut shredder and request a new card and a new
number.
I'm sorry if this means that I have to cancel my service this way, but
you didn't make it easy for me to do so otherwise. When my financial
situation stabilizes I will consider rejoining Rhapsody which is a
service that I enjoy.
Mongo Skruddgemire
Listen to me you [rectum] [fornicate]ing morons. I ALREADY QUIT MY SERVICE!
This is the THIRD [fornicate]ING TIME I'VE TOLD YOU THIS!
Twice now I've been assured by you THAT MY [fornicate]ING ACCOUNT WAS CLOSED!
CANCEL THE [deity condemned] ACCOUNT NOW!
This is the email THAT YOUR [deity condemned] COMPANY SENT ME!
<snip>
Dear [username]@gmail.com <mailto:[username]@gmail.com> ,
This email confirms the cancellation of your Rhapsody All Access
subscription. You will no longer be billed for this subscription plan
and your All Access service will terminate at the end of your current
billing cycle.
DIDN'T MEAN TO UNSUBSCRIBE?
-----------------------------
If you are receiving this email but DID NOT cancel or change your
Rhapsody All Access subscription, it means we were unable to charge your
credit card and have been forced to close your account.
Your card may have failed for any of the following reasons:
* Exceeded spending limit.
* Card expiration.
* Outdated billing address.
* Card reported as lost or stolen.
* Card cancellation.
To re-instate your service, you will need to re-subscribe using an
updated, valid credit card. You can re-subscribe to any of our plans at:
https://rhapreg.real.com/change-subs...n?from=Unknown
<https://rhapreg.real.com/change-subscription?from=Unknown>
If you need assistance, please call us between 8am-5pm PST Monday-Friday
at (866) 311-0228.
Thank you for using Rhapsody.
Rhapsody Customer Care
<snip>
And here is the message I sent to you and your company acknowledged
<snip>
[poster's note: message removed since it's what I already posted above]
<snip>
Up until now, I was considering rejoining your service when I had the
money for it once again but I'D RATHER WALTZ NAKED THROUGH THE FIRES OF
HELL!!!
With my most sincerest loathing,
Mongo Skruddgemire
This is the THIRD [fornicate]ING TIME I'VE TOLD YOU THIS!
Twice now I've been assured by you THAT MY [fornicate]ING ACCOUNT WAS CLOSED!
CANCEL THE [deity condemned] ACCOUNT NOW!
This is the email THAT YOUR [deity condemned] COMPANY SENT ME!
<snip>
Dear [username]@gmail.com <mailto:[username]@gmail.com> ,
This email confirms the cancellation of your Rhapsody All Access
subscription. You will no longer be billed for this subscription plan
and your All Access service will terminate at the end of your current
billing cycle.
DIDN'T MEAN TO UNSUBSCRIBE?
-----------------------------
If you are receiving this email but DID NOT cancel or change your
Rhapsody All Access subscription, it means we were unable to charge your
credit card and have been forced to close your account.
Your card may have failed for any of the following reasons:
* Exceeded spending limit.
* Card expiration.
* Outdated billing address.
* Card reported as lost or stolen.
* Card cancellation.
To re-instate your service, you will need to re-subscribe using an
updated, valid credit card. You can re-subscribe to any of our plans at:
https://rhapreg.real.com/change-subs...n?from=Unknown
<https://rhapreg.real.com/change-subscription?from=Unknown>
If you need assistance, please call us between 8am-5pm PST Monday-Friday
at (866) 311-0228.
Thank you for using Rhapsody.
Rhapsody Customer Care
<snip>
And here is the message I sent to you and your company acknowledged
<snip>
[poster's note: message removed since it's what I already posted above]
<snip>
Up until now, I was considering rejoining your service when I had the
money for it once again but I'D RATHER WALTZ NAKED THROUGH THE FIRES OF
HELL!!!
With my most sincerest loathing,
Mongo Skruddgemire
Mongo
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