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  • #1

    WWF customers

    Resus effing Kurosu.

    Here at our store we're currently on a 2 days sale. Scallops, Bacon and flour at a ridiculous price.

    The store opened at 8. At 8:20, we were out of bacon. Gives you an idea.

    The customers literally BEAT EACH OTHER to our stock! I SWEAR! They punched and elbowed each other like a bunch of wolves on a bacony carcass! This is the first time I see it happen at our store! An elderly lady even elbowed people in the eye to get a basket full of bacon!

    They even assaulted one of our deli boys, trying to get to his cart. "THE SCALLOPS ARE IN THERE!"

    Him: "THERE'S NO SCALLOPS IN THERE!!! IT'S HAAAAM!!!"

    Them: "NO IT'S SCALLOPS!"

    I myself got cornered like I was caught dealing crack to be asked where certain of the aforementioned items was.

    PEOPLE, WHERE'S THE CYCLONE???

    Sheesh, people were effin' insane!
    Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

    "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.
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  • #2
    You obviously underestimate the powers of bacon.
    aah, beautiful crispy bacon...your salt and grease coat my lips as I greedily gobble you down...

    *drool*

    *ahem*

    but yeah, bacon aside, they were a little ridiculous..I mean seriously. Unless you had the last bacon on earth, why act like that?
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    • #3
      Agreed.

      It's North America, people will kill your grandmother for bacon here. If they can run fast enough to catch her anyway.

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      • #4
        True Gravekeeper. Unless Grandma Elbows you in the Eye first.
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        • #5
          I must protest: It's WWE these days, not WWF.

          This only serves to remind me of the pushing, shoving and physical beatings that come with the upcoming Christmas shopping season, where people get shot over the latest toys or the last parking spot at the mall...
          "Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew Carey

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          • #6
            Actually, the WWF is the World Wildlife Foundation.

            The WWE is the wrestling league.
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            • #7
              As much as I enjoy bacon, I wouldn't fight anyone for it.

              My discontinued body wash? If I found a place that still had it, I would break bones...
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              • #8
                That reminds me, I can't wait for the annual "people stampeding for a $5 DVD player" Black Friday videos.
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                • #9
                  Suddenly I'm glad that I wasn't raised with pork and now it just tastes like another meat.
                  How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                  • #10
                    Boy, am I glad I'm a vegetarian !!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth ShootMePlease View Post
                      Boy, am I glad I'm a vegetarian !!
                      Is extremely glad that I'm a vegetarian. Seriously bacon? I know that a lot of people like it but for crying out loud!
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                      • #12
                        Mmmm bacon. I was so upset when I went to Malaysia, they don't have bacon! First thing we did after getting off the plane back in Sydney was eat some bacon.

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                        • #13
                          Sounds almost like a Black Friday everyday.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            Actually, the WWF is the World Wildlife Foundation.

                            The WWE is the wrestling league.
                            Essentially, the customers were acting like a bunch of wild animals, so, I think the original description of "WWF animals" works too. :-p
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                            • #15
                              Quoth CancelMyService View Post
                              That reminds me, I can't wait for the annual "people stampeding for a $5 DVD player" Black Friday videos.
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