Ok, so this was a long time ago when I worked in a grocery store. The store brand cola was on sale.
Old Lady: Hi, I wanted the Red Pop that was on sale.
Me: Well, all of the store brand stuff is on sale. There's no "Red Pop," but there's this Red Cream Soda, if that will work.
OL: I want the Red Pop.
Me: Well, there's this red creme soda.
OL: I want the one that's on sale.
Me: The store brands (gesturing to the bottles) here are on sale.
OL: I want the Red Pop that's on sale.
Me: We don't have that.
OL: What's on sale, then?
Me: All these store brand kinds, here.
OL: Is there Red Pop?
And so on. Her husband was there, and I think I caught a "I'm embarrassed to be here, but will stay quiet until my idiot wife buys something and we can leave" type looks.
Old Lady: Hi, I wanted the Red Pop that was on sale.
Me: Well, all of the store brand stuff is on sale. There's no "Red Pop," but there's this Red Cream Soda, if that will work.
OL: I want the Red Pop.
Me: Well, there's this red creme soda.
OL: I want the one that's on sale.
Me: The store brands (gesturing to the bottles) here are on sale.
OL: I want the Red Pop that's on sale.
Me: We don't have that.
OL: What's on sale, then?
Me: All these store brand kinds, here.
OL: Is there Red Pop?
And so on. Her husband was there, and I think I caught a "I'm embarrassed to be here, but will stay quiet until my idiot wife buys something and we can leave" type looks.
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