So it was a normal busy day, queues 7 or 8 deep and customers getting cranky. I was going as quickly as I could but you know some people...even the speed of light wouldn't be quick enough.
'Lady' comes to the desk with a stack of DVD's and every single one had security tags that needed to be removed, they had to be scanned and bagged. I tried to be pleasant and make small talk but she tutted and sighed and tapped a coin on the counter...yeah that'll help me go quicker. So I took her money and handed her the bags with her goods but it had kinda caught around my wedding ring. It wouldn't have been a problem if she had just taken the bag but she yanked it so hard away from me that my wedding ring flew off and over the counter...taking a fair bit of skin too.
I run like the devil around the counter and see satans spawn picking up my ring with wife of satan watching her. Go over and say 'thank you for picking up my ring can I have it now' spawn looks at her mother and informs her 'finders keepers, I found it I want to keep it' wife of satans gives a giggle.
This is what followed :
me
spawn of satan : sos
wife of satan : wos
me: Sweetie that's my wedding ring and I'd like to have it back
sos: Waaaaaahhhhhh I want it
me: No you can't keep it because it belongs to me
sos: Waaaaaaahhhhhhh I found it
me: It wasn't lost, it fell off my finger and I need you to give it back
(all said while looking at wos and thinking WTF?)
wos: tell you what, let her hold on to it and we'll give it back on the way out
me:
me: no I'm sorry I want my ring back and I want it now (starting to lose my cool)
sos: not fair waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wos: I don't understand why you're being so difficult, she's only a child
me: who needs to learn that they can't keep other people's belongings....it's called theft
I then physically take my ring off the kid and go back behind the counter..call a supervisor and tell her what happened cause you just know this person is going to complain.
She did.
I assaulted her pwecious widdle babeeee just because she took my ring.
supervisors reaction...
quickly followed by...
and the comment of...'don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out' under her breath of course.
'Lady' comes to the desk with a stack of DVD's and every single one had security tags that needed to be removed, they had to be scanned and bagged. I tried to be pleasant and make small talk but she tutted and sighed and tapped a coin on the counter...yeah that'll help me go quicker. So I took her money and handed her the bags with her goods but it had kinda caught around my wedding ring. It wouldn't have been a problem if she had just taken the bag but she yanked it so hard away from me that my wedding ring flew off and over the counter...taking a fair bit of skin too.
I run like the devil around the counter and see satans spawn picking up my ring with wife of satan watching her. Go over and say 'thank you for picking up my ring can I have it now' spawn looks at her mother and informs her 'finders keepers, I found it I want to keep it' wife of satans gives a giggle.
This is what followed :
me
spawn of satan : sos
wife of satan : wos
me: Sweetie that's my wedding ring and I'd like to have it back
sos: Waaaaaahhhhhh I want it
me: No you can't keep it because it belongs to me
sos: Waaaaaaahhhhhhh I found it
me: It wasn't lost, it fell off my finger and I need you to give it back
(all said while looking at wos and thinking WTF?)
wos: tell you what, let her hold on to it and we'll give it back on the way out
me:


me: no I'm sorry I want my ring back and I want it now (starting to lose my cool)
sos: not fair waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wos: I don't understand why you're being so difficult, she's only a child
me: who needs to learn that they can't keep other people's belongings....it's called theft
I then physically take my ring off the kid and go back behind the counter..call a supervisor and tell her what happened cause you just know this person is going to complain.
She did.
I assaulted her pwecious widdle babeeee just because she took my ring.
supervisors reaction...


and the comment of...'don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out' under her breath of course.
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