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  • Take me out to the ballgame (plus an extra inning bonus!)

    You know, I didn't think anything would top the women who came into my store looking for Bibles, but as Irv once said, when you think the idiots have hit rock bottom, they break out the pickaxes and dynamite.

    Two guys walked into my store tonight looking for - and I wish I was kidding - BASEBALL BATS. That's right. Freaking baseball bats. At STAPLES.

    I directed him to the nearest Wal-Mart.

    Seriously, that was just mind-numbingly stupid.

    And as if that wasn't bad enough, at the same time that I was dealing with those knuckleheads, our night copy center guy had a woman ask him to recommend a glue that could be used to paste papers together, because she "had no idea."

    He recommended Elmer's white glue, and she was happy for the suggestion. He even walked her to the product.

    To quote Ron White: You can't fix stupid.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    Quoth Dave1982 View Post

    To quote Ron White: You can't fix stupid.
    Can you break it?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Yes, but you need one of those elusive, hard-to-find baseball bats.
      "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

      RIP Plaidman.

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      • #4
        Fart Machine.

        ...we didn't have it.

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        • #5
          Quoth jjllbb View Post
          Fart Machine. ...we didn't have it.
          Now you can have your very own Fart Machine.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
            Now you can have your very own Fart Machine.


            Aww man, why did you have to link to that? Now I have it bookmarked and am having way too much fun with it.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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