You know, I didn't think anything would top the women who came into my store looking for Bibles, but as Irv once said, when you think the idiots have hit rock bottom, they break out the pickaxes and dynamite.
Two guys walked into my store tonight looking for - and I wish I was kidding - BASEBALL BATS. That's right. Freaking baseball bats. At STAPLES.
I directed him to the nearest Wal-Mart.
Seriously, that was just mind-numbingly stupid.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, at the same time that I was dealing with those knuckleheads, our night copy center guy had a woman ask him to recommend a glue that could be used to paste papers together, because she "had no idea."
He recommended Elmer's white glue, and she was happy for the suggestion. He even walked her to the product.
To quote Ron White: You can't fix stupid.
Two guys walked into my store tonight looking for - and I wish I was kidding - BASEBALL BATS. That's right. Freaking baseball bats. At STAPLES.
I directed him to the nearest Wal-Mart.
Seriously, that was just mind-numbingly stupid.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, at the same time that I was dealing with those knuckleheads, our night copy center guy had a woman ask him to recommend a glue that could be used to paste papers together, because she "had no idea."
He recommended Elmer's white glue, and she was happy for the suggestion. He even walked her to the product.

To quote Ron White: You can't fix stupid.
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