dumb questions

[depechemodefan]

question 1

Guy wanted to know if it's true is a divorce cost $1000. Um, a lot of factors are involved. Children are a factor, involving lawyers are a factor. I told the person it cost $210 to file a divorce, but that other factors are involved. The only figure I could give was the filing fee. Then he starts to tell me about there are no kids, they have no property. I haulted the person and said I gave the best answer, I can't find prices for the tother things.

That question wasn't too sucky

qusetion 2

annoying person: ap
: me
thoughts in italics

ap: I'm looking for onstar. It's in a plastic bag.
me: ok, does this person wants me to look for it in her/his home? Do you want the phone number?
ap: *in a "duh" voice* yeah.
me: *find it, then get on flufffriends and feed my chat.* Ok, it an easy number. It's 1-888...
ap: what did you say?
me: Ok, it an easy number. It's 1-888-4-onstar.
ap: can't you give me the numbers?
me: what a lazy person Your phone doesn't have the letters with the numbers? Ok the numbers are 466-7827.
ap: I don't know what your problem is. Those numbers don't make sense.
me: Earlier you asked for me to help you find it in a plastic. I might have sounded confused since I didn't understand if you wanted me to look for it in a plastic bag.
ap: No, I wasn't talking to you, I was telling someone to find me a pencil in my bag.
me: ok, you could have told me to wait a moment then talked to who you were talking to so I wouldn't think you were talking to me.
ap: I'm going to pray for you. You need prayer.
me: the number again is 1-888-466-7827.

Ok, I know I shouldn't have baited the person by saying that his/her phone didn't have the letters on it, but I'm getting sick of people being vauge, or expect me to know they want a phone number without saying that is what they want. WE are not 411. Also, I think the person is lazy for not looking it up on the phone. It's not rocket science.

[Sheldonrs]

"ap: I'm going to pray for you. You need prayer."

Ironic since I doubt this person has one.

[chainedbarista]

ap: I'm going to pray for you. You need prayer.

i'm scheduling you an appointment with mr. clueby4.

[Fryk]

"Sir, I just checked with Jesus, and he says he's not speaking to you. He says you're an asshole."

[lobo94]

And people wonder why I like cats.

[rei7777]

Ok, I know I shouldn't have baited the person by saying that his/her phone didn't have the letters on it, but I'm getting sick of people being vauge, or expect me to know they want a phone number without saying that is what they want. WE are not 411. Also, I think the person is lazy for not looking it up on the phone. It's not rocket science.

That guy was undoubtedly dumb, but not all phones do have the letters anymore. Mine has a qwerty keyboard with the numbers on top of some of the letters (1=w, 2=e, etc.) and I don't have a landline, so I can't look at that one for assistance.

[depechemodefan]

Sheldonrs, chainedbarista, Fryk, you made me laugh, hee.

lobo94, I agree about cats.

True, rei7777, but I thought the person (I couln't tell if it was a man or woman) was a dope to begin with.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

question 1

Guy wanted to know if it's true is a divorce cost $1000.

WHAT???

[Blade_Raver]

If she told me that she's going to pray for me and tell me that I need prayer, a few responses come to mind..

"Ma'am, what you just said to me is offensive and I will not tolerate it. Unless you want me to sue you for harrassment, get off my phone now."

"Ma'am, you need prayer more than I do. Don't worry about me, pray for yourself."

"Ma'am, pray your way out of that plastic bag first. You have other important things to worry about. I should be the least of your priorities."

"Ma'am, pray for better communication and personal skills first. Once you've shown me evidence that it worked, then you have permission to pray for me."

"It's not an issue of needing prayer, it's an issue of your karma suffering."

[depechemodefan]

Well, I think the bitch's way to conversating with Jesus is by complaining to my managers.

Yes, she complained about me, esp. since I told her, "your phone doesn't have a keypad?"

To be honest, I probably had it coming to me, but it's really anoying how people find no way to forgive you, like Jesus would have.

[Sparky]

ap: I'm going to pray for you. You need prayer.

Oh thank you! Pray for me to get a better job, will ya?

[Imogene]

Your phone doesn't have the letters with the numbers?

No, my phone doesn't have the letters on the buttons. My cell phone is one of those new Sanyo BlackBerry knock offs with the full keyboard and ginormous screen... with the number pad mixed into the keyboard, and the buttons are too small to put more than one digit on them.

[depechemodefan]

I forgot to thank El Pollo Guerrera for that wonderful reply; I'm still chuckling over it.