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  • #1

    Major Freudian Slip

    OK, so this will take a bit of explanation.....

    There's a cashier at my store who I am reasonably certain has a thing for me, even though she already has a boyfriend. I've mentioned her before; her name is "Natasha."

    Saturday (Halloween) night, there was a fair bit of clowning around going on as the night wound down, because it just up and died around the time trick-or-treating started. Things like flinging stress balls at each other. Taking out my iPod touch, putting on "Holy Ghost" by 009 Sound System and dancing around the front end like an idiot (nearly dancing into and over a display in the process). Silly, embarrassing shit like that.

    After that, Natasha started making "requests" for various dance moves (which I did my best to do, even though I suck at dancing). Then she asked me to jump up in the air and shout "ME-HA!!!" Apparently that's something she does with her little cousins and she thought it'd be hilarious to see me do it.

    So I did, several times, actually, including a "Flying Me-ha!" where I did it with a running start.

    Had her just about in tears she was laughing so hard.

    After I got home, I posted "ME-HA!!!" on her Facebook wall.

    Then today, I came in early so I could eat a sandwich before starting, and came up front to grab a soda. Natasha was on the register.

    Me: ME-HA! (this time leaving out the jump since there were customers around)

    Then, in front of two other co-workers who were not there the night before, and at least three customers.......

    Natasha: Oh my GOD, Dave!!! You MADE MY LIFE last night!!!!



    Now, honestly....if you had no context, what would you think she meant?

    I had to spell it out for her later because she honestly didn't realize what she'd just said.

    And she said she DIDN'T CARE if anyone thought that!

    Wow.......
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.
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  • #2
    Quoth Dave1982 View Post
    Natasha: Oh my GOD, Dave!!! You MADE MY LIFE last night!!!!
    =scratches head=

    That doesn't have any specific sexual connotations so far as I can tell, Dave...

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    • #3
      lol i totally get kinky outta that. but then again, i live in the gutter...


      Quoth Dave1982 View Post
      And she said she DIDN'T CARE if anyone thought that!

      Wow.......
      ...i say give people a better reason to think that
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      • #4
        Quoth Dave1982 View Post
        There's a cashier at my store who I am reasonably certain has a thing for me, even though she already has a boyfriend.
        I think you can take the "reasonably" part out, now >_>
        Natasha: Oh my GOD, Dave!!! You MADE MY LIFE last night!!!!



        Now, honestly....if you had no context, what would you think she meant?
        Yyyyyeah. That would definitely be easy to misinterpret out of context.

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        • #5
          Quoth Dave1982 View Post
          And she said she DIDN'T CARE if anyone thought that!

          Wow.......

          maybe she's trying to hint to you that she may be in the market for a new boyfriend....
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          • #6
            or maybe she just doesn't care about idle gossip that both parties know to be untrue......

            interesting rumor started at my call center once....apparently everyone was shocked that Joutai(credit card cs sup for 3rd shft) was "dating" some red-haired girl on the cell phone contact(and OMG he's married-that tramp! maybe we should tell her...)-as they had seen him talking to her on his way out and saw him put a valentine's day card and teddy bear on her desk.


            the next night after Joutai was informed of this his desk held his wedding pictures, from his marriage to the little red-haired girl-who just happened to be BlaqueKatt-that sat on the other side of the wall from the gossipers...... can we say PWNED!

            There was also a mysterious sign on top of the wall-"Joutai's wife sits here-please don't gossip, some of us are trying to work" with a little arrow pointing down at my desk.
            Last edited by BlaqueKatt; 11-09-2009, 12:56 AM.
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            • #7
              So, I'm just gonna throw this out there. Take it at face value, because I'm not sure what happened.

              Last night at work Natasha and I were both closing. She'd mentioned earlier that she was starving (and had asked if I had any more cookies to give away. Alas, I didn't).

              As we were cleaning up, she came up to me and asked if I'd had dinner yet. I hadn't. She said she hadn't either. I asked her why she'd asked and she said she was "just curious." For a second there I thought she was about to ask me out for some late dinner!

              I dunno though.....I'm so bad with girls I can never tell what they're really thinking. So I'm not sure if 1) she was going to ask me out for dinner but stopped short of doing so, 2) she was giving me an opening to do so (I purposely didn't ask because I know she has a boyfriend so I didn't think it'd be appropriate) or 3) she was "just curious."

              Obviously, without having been there, I know it's impossible for you guys and gals to offer an opinion, but I felt the need to get this off my chest.
              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

              RIP Plaidman.

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              • #8
                Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                As we were cleaning up, she came up to me and asked if I'd had dinner yet. I hadn't. She said she hadn't either. I asked her why she'd asked and she said she was "just curious." For a second there I thought she was about to ask me out for some late dinner!
                <sigh> Correct answer here is, "Well, would you like to get something to eat after we're finished?" And yes, I think she's interested. Good Luck.
                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                Hoc spatio locantur.

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                • #9
                  she was opening the door no doubt I'd act quickly before it shuts again

                  as for the boyfriend : how sure are you that she has one ? and that things are going well? could be she's on the market and its pretty clear she has an eye on you

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Pony_Boy View Post
                    she was opening the door no doubt I'd act quickly before it shuts again

                    as for the boyfriend : how sure are you that she has one ? and that things are going well? could be she's on the market and its pretty clear she has an eye on you
                    She's told me about him. In fact, she told me that she told him about me, and that she's "obsessed" with me and how much fun I am to work with.

                    I'll see what happens next time we're scheduled to close together.
                    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                    RIP Plaidman.

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                    • #11
                      Next time you work with her, tell her you're interested, but that you won't do anything until she's single, out of respect for relationships.

                      She might be looking at you as a fun affair, or she might just not want to get out of one relationship until she's certain of another beginning. Either way, if those are the cases, you're screwed, because it *will* happen to you as well. Make sure she's actually interested in you, and not just in the excitement of something different.

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                      • #12
                        sounds like she wasn't thinking or that she wanted it to sound sexual.


                        My old coworker M (male) use to do that to another coworker L (female). They were sharing a 2-bedroom apartment for financial reasons only. But, say one of L's cats jumped up on M... the next day at work he'd tell everyone (military and civilian like) that "L's pussy was all over me last night!" And then he'd grin...

                        of course in this case it was just wishful thinking on M's part.
                        or rather, he just wanted to make everyone think he was having sex with L... when in reality there was no chance in hell that he'd ever get it. (yes L was very pissed off)
                        Last edited by PepperElf; 11-30-2009, 03:02 PM.

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                        • #13
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