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    So today I'm working at the wholesale club. I get to work early, give CR a belated Xmas present (Cherie Priest's "Boneshaker," since CR's a fan of steampunk and zombies, and this book has both), and while I'm chatting with him, these guys take two of those rolling shelves from the freezer loaded with milk. They'd paid for it all, but they take it outside. Neither he nor I thought too much of it at the time, though in retrospect we should have.

    Sure enough, when I'm outside later, I see the shelves have been left in our cart corrals. So, I tell Hoss I'll be a minute taking them up, leave him working on carts, and take the shelves up to the store.

    As I'm bringing them through the front door, I pass this semi-regular customer. Now, before I mention what he said, let me paint a picture. My right arm is still sore from my fall the day before (see this thread), especially my wrist whenever I put pressure on it or flex it. My left leg is also sore whenever I put pressure on it when bending the knee (a more minor injury from the fall), and it's F'ING COLD OUTSIDE! My expression is not the happiest, not the least because I have to drag these shelves back inside when they shouldn't have left the store in the first place.

    Well, semi-regular sees me doing this and remarks, "Hey, they finally gave you a job you can actually do!" And not in a sarcastic, joking manner. He sounded dead serious.

    Now, I realize people can make jokes in that same tone, but I wasn't in the mood for it. I even told him so, giving him a glare and saying, "You know, I'm really not[/I] in the mood for jokes like that." And I kept walking.

    Really? You're gonna make a joke like that to someone's face?
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    Sounds like the guy I encountered once who said "I like to see a woman on her knees" while I was cleaning the floor, then continued to bait me.

    It took me all the willpower I had NOT to slap that guy around the face.
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    • #3
      Any idea why he said that? It doesn't really make sense as either a joke or an insult, though it's certainly insulting.
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      • #4
        Quoth fireheart17 View Post
        Sounds like the guy I encountered once who said "I like to see a woman on her knees" while I was cleaning the floor, then continued to bait me.

        It took me all the willpower I had NOT to slap that guy around the face.
        Oh... the proper answer to that line is: Looking at the guy with one raised eyebrow "Yep, perfect hight to rip of your balls and stuff them up your arsehole."
        That will make the guy run really fast and you don't even have to raise your voice.
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        • #5
          Sounds like the guy I encountered once who said "I like to see a woman on her knees" while I was cleaning the floor, then continued to bait me.
          Ugh, a guy said that to me once.

          I stood up and turned to him. He started to back away, then ran. I yelled after him, "Yeah, you better run, little boy!" Other customers stared. I politely asked if they needed any help. They shook their heads and shrank away.

          It felt great.
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          • #6
            What the guy said was vaguely inappropriate, but not exactly the worst thing I've ever heard, and not nearly on the "I love to see woman on their knees" level.

            It was stupid, but hardly worth getting bent out of shape over. My reaction was along the lines of "Meh." Hell, I deal with people who think they are hilarious who aren't, and people who are just obnoxious, every single day at the bar.

            Had the dude jumped ONTO the rolling shelves and demanded a "buggy ride"? Now THAT would have been over the top!

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