Approach my sons. You may ask me three questions.

[Mr Hero]

I had this call about an hour ago. She was kinda annoying.

SC: Do you guys have availability for tonight?
Me: Yes we do.
SC: Really?
Me: Yes
SC: Seriously?
Me: Yes

I hope this has been enlightening. Thank you. Come again.

[Nurian]

*hang up* Hmm...I wonder if they have availability tonight....

[ShadowTiger]

Wow, Mr. Hero. That was the best Simpsons Reference I've heard all month. <3 Well played.


I get that a lot when I tell people the cost of making a chip key. We only charge like, between 70 and 90 something for our car chip keys to be duplicated; far less expensive than the dealer charges. Occasionally, when I tell them that it's that expensive, their jaw drops, and they enter question-barrage mode.

"Is it really that expensive?" "Yep..."
"Are you serious?" "Yeah, I guess so..."
"What?!" "... ... Aye."
"No way." "Fo'srsly guy."
"You gotta be joking me." "Not nearly enough."
"So when are you going to tell me that it's not that much but is three bucks?" "When you decide to get a non-chip key."
"... ... ... what" "... ... ... yeah"
"You charge that much!" "I charge that much less than the dealer."

[jjllbb]

thank you, come again.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Really? You?"

[Department stores *sigh*]

Whenever people ask me 3 times my third answer is always different. Makes for some interesting conversations.