I'm back

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Ok so things didn't work out selling cars so I was rehired at my old job. I have been there three weeks actually but got my first real winner today and it went like this

Me: this is Dave, can I help you?

Guest: yea Dave, I cant see a picture of the beach. Do you even have a beach there?

Me: yes sir

Guest: well since I cant get a picture, I need you to describe it to me

Me: well it's ten miles long and was rated one of the top nature beaches in the US

Guest: that tells me nothing...I need a better description

Me: well what would you like to know?

Guest: more than what you've told me

Me: like what?

Guest: Jesus, I want a better description....is that too difficult?

Me: and I am trying to find out what you want me to tell you

Guest: son, are you retarded?

Me: no sir, and quite frankly I dont appreciate that remark

Guest: Is there a manager I can speak to?

Me: they have already left

Guest: well I intend to speak to your manager and tell them I wont be using your company and it's all because of you and your sarcastic attitude and I hope you get fired.

Me: ok

Guest: fuck you

I laugh where he can hear me but he didnt say anything

[Amina516]

Youre BACK!!!

I guess thats a bad thing.

Welcome back. And I see those asshats are as entitled as they were before. Sorry the cars didnt work out.

ETA: I know you were missed. People asked about ya periodically.

[Pairou]

Hooray you're back!

It sucks that you have to be back to vent.... but hooray anyway!

[i4wolves]

You're back. We missed you.

You have real "winners" at your place of employment.

[cinema guy]

Sorry the car thing didn't work out. It is good you were able to get rehired, even it is at Entitlement Holidays R Us.

[Nurian]

A la Flanders:
VRS! So good to see you! And how terrible you're here.

[Sonoma]

Like the others have said, glad to have you back. Just sorry that you had to come back.

Whenever you get one of these EWs, just think of the enjoyment we get from hearing these tales.

[ExiledV20]

Dude, what happened to the BMW gig?
Or have you embraced the script as a "way of life"? (I hope not, because we'd have to stop you from drinking the Kool-Aid when the motherscript comes.)

[Andara Bledin]

Dave!

Hey, three whole weeks before your first winner. That's like a record.

I guess it took that long before the word got out that you were back.

^-.-^

[vacation_rentals_suck]

My boss and I discussed the whole script thing and she said they have eased up on it. They still do secret calls but they wont be as harsh

[Sheldonrs]

"Guest: that tells me nothing...I need a better description"

Sand, water, some rocks and schmucks with too much money and no brains whatsoever.

[AyreBiskits]

tell them it's oil-free, that's probably all they want to know.

sorry, i live here and that's all i hear.

but welcome back!!

[Ree]

Guest: Jesus, I want a better description....is that too difficult?

Me: and I am trying to find out what you want me to tell you

Geez Dave...you should know these things by now, Dave. You just gotta know people will ask Dave.

(What is it with your customers demanding a description of the beaches?)

Sorry the BMW thing didn't pan out.

[TonyDonuts]

A . . . description . . . of the beach?

Do you ever wonder how these brain donors manage to find their way to your fair community?

Actually, I sold cars once upon a once, I was hoping for somebody else's tales of woe and doom.

I was also hoping that the customer base for the car dealership and the customer base for the vacation rentals did not intersect at ANY points.

"What I need you to do is describe the car, you know paint a picture, make it seem ..."

That way lies madness.

[Wenchie]

Welcome back Dave!

But yeah... a description of the beach? Ummmm.... sand. Water. People wearing less clothing than most of them should.