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  • But you're FINGERING it! (language)

    I was masking giggles after the woman said it.

    So I'm checking out this woman in Malmart, when her deli meat that I pick up SLIDES OUT and onto the belt. For one stupid moment I tried to tear off the bit that had touched it (I had just used hand sanitizer, maybe that's why I did it) and she could go on her way.

    Me: Well, maybe I can just--

    SC: But you're fingering it! >:[

    Thanks, lady. Thanks. At least there was no one around that would make a joke...
    My Guide to Oblivion

    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

  • #2
    Well fingering her ham is better than poking her clam.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      Just think if it was a guy. You would have been accused of beating his meat.
      Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        Well fingering her ham is better than poking her clam.
        *sigh*

        Work is going to be angry about the coffee that is now all over my keyboard.
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        • #5
          At the old supermarket job, we had to "pull" the meat off the shelf at the end of the week and put it back in the freezer. I'm not sure why, probably because we were closed on Sundays.

          Our meat guy, "Sam", only worked day shift, so someone else had to put it away for him. The guys would make jokes about "pulling Sam's meat."
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          • #6
            Quoth RavenStarr View Post
            Just think if it was a guy. You would have been accused of beating his meat.
            Yes but you have to beat it a little bit to make it hard.

            Gently, that is.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #7
              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              Yes but you have to beat it a little bit to make it hard.

              Gently, that is.


              dammit broke rule #1!

              Our groceries manager at work was helping count the drawers one night and told my coworker that if he had too many opened bags of coins in his register, that he was going to "put [his] hands on your pole."

              When that night the crew consisted of two 15-year-olds, an 18-year-old and a 19-year-old....yeah....
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              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #8
                Quoth Tama View Post
                SC: But you're fingering it! >:[
                BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #9
                  Well, as the signs on the stores really do say, You Can't Beat Wagner's Meat
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                  • #10
                    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                    Yes but you have to beat it a little bit to make it hard.

                    Gently, that is.
                    I'm not usually gentle.

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