(Warning: language)
Okay, yes, I have too much free time on my hands, and I probably should be doing some food prep for tomorrow's lasagne cookoff. But the idea for this popped into my head, and I had to run with it.
So here then is my serenade to the wonderful, lovely, and pretty much soulless people that run my complex at the moment...at least until their corporate overlords replace them.
Without further ado, here is the new hit song sweeping the nation, "Corporate Wants It That Way."
[to the tune of “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys]
Yeah…
I signed…your lease
It was…beyond belief
It is…quite silly
But Corporate wants it that way
I am…responsible
for snow…removal
Key West…is tropical
But Corporate wants it that way.
Tell me why
The pool is never open late
Tell me why
I can’t back into my parking space
Tell me why
You can tell me with a straight face
Corporate wants it that way
Am I…your tenant?
Feel more…like your servant.
Yes I know…it's too late
Because I signed the lease yesterday.
Tell me why
You have so many silly rules
Tell me why
You treat renters like they’re fools
Tell me why
Danica Patrick makes me drool
Whenever it’s race day.
Now I can see that you're tuning me out
Ignoring my complaints about AC, yeah
You say it works just fine
But I want you to know
That here in our upper floor home
We are….on fire.
Burning…like used tires.
It’s hot
It’s hot, it’s hot, it’s hot
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a hurricane
Just use a little duct tape
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say
Corporate wants it that way
Tell me where
Item number Twenty fits
Tell me where
You find this fucking bullshit
Tell me where
I'll be living after I say
(Don't have to hear me say it)
Corporate can suck my dick
Corporate can suck my dick
Okay, yes, I have too much free time on my hands, and I probably should be doing some food prep for tomorrow's lasagne cookoff. But the idea for this popped into my head, and I had to run with it.
So here then is my serenade to the wonderful, lovely, and pretty much soulless people that run my complex at the moment...at least until their corporate overlords replace them.
Without further ado, here is the new hit song sweeping the nation, "Corporate Wants It That Way."
[to the tune of “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys]
Yeah…
I signed…your lease
It was…beyond belief
It is…quite silly
But Corporate wants it that way
I am…responsible
for snow…removal
Key West…is tropical
But Corporate wants it that way.
Tell me why
The pool is never open late
Tell me why
I can’t back into my parking space
Tell me why
You can tell me with a straight face
Corporate wants it that way
Am I…your tenant?
Feel more…like your servant.
Yes I know…it's too late
Because I signed the lease yesterday.
Tell me why
You have so many silly rules
Tell me why
You treat renters like they’re fools
Tell me why
Danica Patrick makes me drool
Whenever it’s race day.
Now I can see that you're tuning me out
Ignoring my complaints about AC, yeah
You say it works just fine
But I want you to know
That here in our upper floor home
We are….on fire.
Burning…like used tires.
It’s hot
It’s hot, it’s hot, it’s hot
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a hurricane
Just use a little duct tape
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say
Corporate wants it that way
Tell me where
Item number Twenty fits
Tell me where
You find this fucking bullshit
Tell me where
I'll be living after I say
(Don't have to hear me say it)
Corporate can suck my dick
Corporate can suck my dick
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