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  • for this ep. of Cops! at the library: get a room! (Warning: GROSS, long)

    Yesterday was a winner for those who decide the library is for fornication.

    First, me and the cop were talking about different things. Like he gets paid time and 1/2 for overtime working at the library. It's $55

    While we were talking, a guy comes up to me and asks for the kids room and I tell him where it is (fourth floor). Cop is surprised we let adults in the kids room but I explain that if an adult/teen doesn't have a kid with him, they can still go in to get a book but have to leave. I also mention (actually becomes important latter) that when the library had enough money, we had a guard on the on thet fourth floor watching the boys bathroom. The guard kept adults (unless it's dad with his son) out of the boys bathroom.

    Then he tells me of the story of a woman vs. an 18 wheeler going 70 mph. Note, might cause some people to lose their appitite:


    (MOD EDIT: Whited out squeamish story. Highlight to read at your own risk. -Dave1982)
    This past Sat. a trucker was driving by the George R. Brown when he hit something. He thought it might be a dog but it felt too big to be a dog. He finally is able to move over to the shoulder by Fannin.

    Looking at the grill, he realized that there was a human-shaped indention on it. At some point (after he called the cops) the cops let him go to the hospital because he had a nervous breakdown.

    Seems a woman decided to cross the freeway and....
    the freeway had to be closed for a mile. The only way they found her torso was because they noticed some birds milling around a spot. Her head was found far from the other body parts. Poor woman, poor truck driver.

    Ok now the fornication story.

    The cop is stationed at our Welcoming desk. There is also a guard stationed near us, by the doors.

    The security office called the Welcoming desk asking for the guard. At the time the guard is stopping a person who went out the door and the door went off. I tell the guard on the phone the guard up here was busy. The guard on the phone wanted to speak to the cop then. You know it will be interresting if the cop is getting involved.

    Short story, a guard noticed some guy in front of a men's room. He was watching the guy because he was acting odd. At some point the guard walked away but was able to watch the odd guy. The odd guy thought the guard is gone and motioned someone at the door of the bathroom and out came a lady. So guard has to call back up. The guard and the policeman and another guard are watching the door for the couple to leave but they don't see them. The guard (who witnessed this thing) and the cop finally decided to walk around and found the odd guy by the computers. First the guy denies then confesses, and when asked by the cop, he said he had warrents out for his arrest. Main guard tells him it's up to the cop. Cop says he didn't witness what happened so he isn't going to charge him. Main guard tells odd guy that he is suspended indefinately from the library. Cop tells me a few min. latter when he (cop) leaves, he will pull the guy over and take him in for outstanding warrents.

    Finally the woman showed up. She almost got outside when the guard at the door noticed her and called her back. She has no id on her She get's banned too.

    I find out the next day that this couple where on the fourth floor men's bathroom...which happens to be the bathroom boys use! Granted, the bathroom is not in the kids' room, just outside it, but if some kid went in there, that would have been bad.
    Last edited by Dave1982; 01-12-2011, 07:06 PM. Reason: added warning to thread title and whited out squeamish story
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    I'm pretty at the trucker story...but that "couple" could've at least had the decency to get a motel if they wanted to copulate.
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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    • #3
      I wouldn't be surprised if it involved sex for money.
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

      Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

      I wish porn had subtitles.

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      • #4
        The bathroom story sounds a lot like the Sighting I posted about a man and a woman (the woman being way underdressed for the frigid weather that night) attempting a romanting evening in a convenience store bathroom. Funny thing, they didn't even try to be sneaky about it, or if they did, they weren't very good at it.

        And there was a perfectly good motel just down the street from there.
        Sometimes life is altered.
        Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
        Uneasy with confrontation.
        Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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        • #5
          Quoth MadMike View Post
          The bathroom story sounds a lot like the Sighting I posted about a man and a woman (the woman being way underdressed for the frigid weather that night) attempting a romanting evening in a convenience store bathroom. Funny thing, they didn't even try to be sneaky about it, or if they did, they weren't very good at it.

          And there was a perfectly good motel just down the street from there.
          Motels cost money.

          Public restrooms are free.
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            Let's charge for restrooms again.

            Then again, I'd love to make our restrooms employees only.
            Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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            • #7
              Quoth Panacea View Post
              Motels cost money.

              Public restrooms are free.
              Yeah, but the owner of the motel room doesn't typically go pounding on the door with a broom when you and your s/o go in there to... well, you know.
              Sometimes life is altered.
              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
              Uneasy with confrontation.
              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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              • #8
                Quoth MadMike View Post
                And there was a perfectly good motel just down the street from there.
                Probably didn't have hourly rates.
                There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                • #9
                  I think the story of the woman and the lorry is something that policemen get told in training school, because I heard EXACTLY the same story from more than one policeman when I worked for them. I also heard a version involving a donkey instead of a woman (that sounds DEEPLY dodgy, doesn't it ).

                  i know people with no place to go like to spend a lot of time in libraries, because they are warm and quiet, and you can snooze over a book or the papers for a long time. Sex in a library lavatory though? Ewww...
                  A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
                  - Dave Barry

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MadMike View Post
                    Yeah, but the owner of the motel room doesn't typically go pounding on the door with a broom when you and your s/o go in there to... well, you know.
                    Probably wouldn't have bothered this couple.
                    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                    • #11
                      Was a copy of the Kama Sutra found in the restroom?


                      Mike
                      Meow.........

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                      • #12
                        Quoth JustaCashier View Post
                        Was a copy of the Kama Sutra found in the restroom?


                        Mike
                        Wouldn't suprise me if they put it back on the shelf!
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                        • #13
                          Gross, gross, gross. I used to spend so much time at the local library in the small town I lived in in Nevada, that when I signed up to volunteer they didn't even do a background check on me. Now that I live in a metropolitan area, I haven't been to the library in at least a decade. A man was just beat up and had his laptop stolen when leaving the library just last week.



                          As to the truck story, I can believe that it is used as a training example, but I also believe that it has probably happened many times. I've seen what's left of a deer after being hit by a semi (mostly a stain on the road with one leg sticking up as a marker). A friend I had when I was a teenager lost her father when he committed suicide by walking onto a freeway in SoCal. And around here, several people have committed suicide, or just not paid attention, and been killed by the local commuter train. I feel so bad for the drivers and operators.
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                          • #14
                            What on earth is it with people and sex in the public restrooms?! I can't imagine many places dirtier, ugh. Don't they at least have a vehicle they could do that in if they can't wait or aren't able to go home?

                            Truck story reminds me of something an ER CNA told me that convinced him he really didn't want to go into the EMT business. Don't think it needs repeating here though.
                            The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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                            • #15
                              Ummm.... It's a point off the Purity Test?

                              ^-.-^
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