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  • Insults and Assholes *rant alert!*

    A couple of assholios decided to insult me. One today, one yesterday. First some quick B/G on me.

    I'm around 20 years old. I have a good metabolism, get excercise at work, and carry my weight in my butt and thighs so I look skinnier than I actually am. If I gain 2 pounds, I look curvier as opposed to chubbier. I'm also a klutz. I have various cut scars and burn marks on my arms, most of which are not noticable. The only one REALLY noticable is a burn scar on the back of my left forearm (pics on my page). I also have a 5 month old shepard puppy and, if you know shepards and puppies, they LOVE to mouth on hands, arms and feet. *end B/G*

    Asshole the First

    She pulls up to the window, I greet her with a smile, she pulls out her credit card and hands it out the window. I grab onto it, but instead of letting go, she keeps a firm grip on it.

    Me: Mam? Do you not want to use this card?

    She ignores me, gaze fixed upon my hand, slowly looking up my arm until she meets my eyes.

    AF: ....Take it. *lets go*

    Ok....that was freaky. But whatever. She paid. Now I can give her her card and food and she can be on her merry way. Not so. While I'm handing her the bag, she places her hands in her lap and lookes are me sternly.

    Me: What's wrong?
    AF: Honey? Are you one of them cutters?
    Me: I'm sorry?
    AF: Are you a emo?
    Me: Um...no.
    AF: Then why do you got razor scars all up and down your arms?
    Me: Huh? *looks down* OH! No, those aren't scars. I have a puppy and he likes mouthing my arms. Those are just red marks from his puppy teeth.
    AF: Sure.... That's what ALLLL the cutter kids say. *reaches for the bag*

    First, what other people do to their bodies is no business of yours. Second, it's rude to randomly accuse a stranger of self mutilation. Third, if I say the marks are from my puppy, you have no right to accuse me of lying. Especially when you have no proof. For the record, I do not, nor have I ever, hurt myself on purpose.

    Asshole the Second

    A guy in his late 30's approachedthe window. He seemed like any other less-than-polite-but-not-quite-rude customer. Until, that is, he said...

    AS: Eat something.
    Me: Pardon?
    AS: I said stop starving yourself. It's disgusting!
    Me: I'm sorry sir. I'm not sure I follow...
    AS: Stop trying to play me. I know you're anorexic.
    Me: I'm not anorexic I love food too much to stop eating!
    AS: *yeah-right look*

    What the hell ever dude. If you want to think I'm a 95lb anorexic, go ahead. I'm tired of arguing.

    AS: I know all you teenagers wanna be twigs. You think it makes you pretty. Lemme tell you sumthin. You don't look pretty. You look nasty. Eat more. Barf less.

    I think you're confusing your eating disorders there buddy. Yep. I'm a true anorexic. You can't see every bone in my body, I eat 6 times a day, I weigh 125lbs at 5'4", and.....oh wait......that's not what anorexic means!! And seriously? All teenagers are anorexic? Stereotype much? Nice lines too. Is that how you wooed your lady?

    AS: Hey you ugly bitch, you look like dog shit today you nasty ho.
    Lady: Oh you say the sweetest things love muffin!
    AS: Whatever ugly skank.
    Lady: Marry me?
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  • #2
    Quoth Kisa View Post
    AF: Sure.... That's what ALLLL the cutter kids say. *reaches for the bag*
    Actually, the few ...uh..."cutter kids" I've met will come out and tell people exactly how they got the scars >_> Not that it's any of the SC's business anyway...
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    • #3
      came home and found my dog tags sitting on a hot plate that was on (and there was no visible indication that it was on) and I picked it and twirled it around my finger as I am in the habit of doing.

      Being hot I noticed it fairly quickly and I jumped. My act of moving caused the damn bead chain to wrap around my arm. This left a line of round scars running up my arm along my vein. Until those scars faded three years later I was singled out for drug test after drug test because they could not believe that I had been dumb enough to burn myself with blisteringly hot bead chain.
      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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      • #4
        If you get insulted like that, can you tell the manager you refuse to serve the customer? 'Cause if I was your manager, I would back you up. Have done it, gotten written up for it, and would do it again. No one has a right to insult you and call you a liar. No one. I'm seething right now.
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        • #5
          It doesn't really surprise me that people can be that nasty...but I still cringe every time I hear about it. They are definitely missing some vital part of their cerebral cortex. As for the scratches/scars, I've had some pretty nasty ones on my arms from my cat (teeth marks too)...I imagine most pet owners do at some point.
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          • #6
            At least they didn't accuse you of using drugs....

            Sheesh as if it's any of their business anyway...

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            • #7
              They didn't even look like scars of any kind! They looked like bright red scratch marks, which is exactly what they were. She was old and I was too tired to bother doing anything about it (it was 1am). With the second guy, yeah he pissed me off Sadly the only manager was Bitch. She hates everyone so she would have yelled at me ans scolded me for ruining the time and tattling on a customer :/
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              • #8
                I used to be a cutter. Until I found out I was supposed to only cut myself.

                I will say that I don't think Kisa is anorexic. Skinny yes, even beautiful. But not anorexic.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                  I will say that I don't think Kisa is anorexic. Skinny yes, even beautiful. But not anorexic.
                  Okay, I'll bite: This thread is worthless without pics!
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                  • #10
                    As a former self harmer myself, if anyone asks about my scars (which there are LOTS of) I will tell them straight out that I am ill and they are the result of my illness. Or something along those lines. I don't lie about it, it just makes it look...weird.

                    Accusing you of lying though? Some people just don't know when to quit :P

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                      came home and found my dog tags sitting on a hot plate that was on (and there was no visible indication that it was on) and I picked it and twirled it around my finger as I am in the habit of doing.

                      Being hot I noticed it fairly quickly and I jumped. My act of moving caused the damn bead chain to wrap around my arm. This left a line of round scars running up my arm along my vein. Until those scars faded three years later I was singled out for drug test after drug test because they could not believe that I had been dumb enough to burn myself with blisteringly hot bead chain.
                      I'm sorry, but:

                      BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                      Please tell me you got revenge on the person who did that (either intentionally or not).


                      Gods that must have hurt, and I can totally see that looking like a terrible junkie.


                      On the note of burn marks and cutters. Cooks apparently get this a lot, as it is fairly common to get a nice burn mark across the underside of your wrist when reaching into an oven a hundred times a day.

                      For that matter, so do people that work with animals. I always had scratches all around my arms from various sources when I worked with animals. That said, they are so obviously scratches and not cuts that it's just silly when people ask about them.

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                      • #12
                        AS: Hey you ugly bitch, you look like dog shit today you nasty ho.
                        Lady: Oh you say the sweetest things love muffin!
                        AS: Whatever ugly skank.
                        Lady: Marry me?
                        LOL I've actually had these couples come up to me! >_<
                        I bet that second asshole was just jealous! Reminds me of a few sucky CWs I used to have. I'm not skinny boones, but all they'd blab about was how skinny I was, and compared to them, I was!
                        Last edited by Ree; 06-25-2011, 02:47 PM. Reason: Removed borderline "fat" remarks
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Canarr View Post
                          Okay, I'll bite: This thread is worthless without pics!
                          Ok, ok I put a pic on my page. Its not the best quality but it's the only picture I have that shows my shape. Link here!!!
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                          • #14
                            Oh, fuck's sake, you don't look at all like a twig. You look healthy. Not worrisome skinny, not overweight.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Food Lady View Post
                              If you get insulted like that, can you tell the manager you refuse to serve the customer? 'Cause if I was your manager, I would back you up. Have done it, gotten written up for it, and would do it again. No one has a right to insult you and call you a liar. No one. I'm seething right now.
                              QFT

                              It's bad enough for that asswipe to say something like that to someone who's simply skinny. What kind of effect does he think it would have on an actual anorexic? About 10 years ago a 16 y.o girl started working with us. We all knew she had bulimia (small village syndrome). She was very introverted, while the rest of her family had quite forceful personalities, not in any bad way but they were all quite upfront about stuff. They were always at her with stuff like your second customer...

                              "You've got to eat... You'll kill yourself...". On and on. They were just trying to help her but really just adding more pressure and making things worse. It does have a happy ending, she eats and exercises Pretty healthily and works at a fitness centre. She's also more outgoing than she used to be (and looks absolutely stunning).

                              What started her recovery to some extent was working with us. When folk at work talked to her, it wasn't about her illness, it was about the great job she was doing. She was getting honest comiments and thanks from folk who had no reason to coddle or lie to her.

                              Sorry I'm waffling* (again). My point was going to be that any SC who started that with one of my staff would be pointedly handed off to a separate till for me to serve.

                              *Is it wrong to mention waffles in a post about eating disorders?

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