had to pretty much copypasta this. Names have been changed to protect the idiotic, LOL. And yes, I had some serious lolz in scaring the pee out of him.
Session Start (seraphsdesigns:FailThief): Mon Jul 11 20:58:26 2011 -0400
FailThief: Hello
Seraph: Hello
*** "FailThief (FailThief)" signed on at Mon Jul 11 20:58:32 2011.
FailThief: I am going to need a design soon and hve a question
Seraph: Ok
FailThief: Will i be able to edit the little boxes without having to have you do it for me
Seraph: If they aren't completely custom headers, yes.
FailThief: This is my site
FailThief: <link>
FailThief: ok good
Seraph: Do you need a list of prices?
Seraph: Or is this in regards to a premade?
FailThief: yea a remade
FailThief: But, how much for a custom
Seraph: Let me grab that real quick
FailThief: OK
Seraph:<price spiel>
FailThief: Ok, yea that is a little much for me at the moment. when traffic picks up, i may buy one
FailThief: once i get the money, im gonna buy one of urs tho
Seraph: Ok =)
FailThief: So how many do u sell a day?
Seraph: Depends, really. Its usually about 3-4 premades a week on average. Custom designs have really been spiking, about 1-2 per week
FailThief: Pretty good money then
Seraph: It would be, if the government didn't take about 16% of it, LOL
FailThief: Shh.. dont tell :-)
FailThief: tee hee
FailThief: why do u file it?
Seraph: Because I'd rather not end up in jail, LOL
FailThief: Well then im screwed!
Seraph: I hear you don't get video games there, haha
FailThief: im only 14 tho LOL
Seraph: PayPal reports everything now, so the IRS audits like mad
FailThief: so i dont need to pay taxes
FailThief: cuz im only 14!!
FailThief: i <3 youngness
Seraph: If you make over $600 in a year, you will need to
FailThief: f*ck that
Seraph: Sucks, but I had to do that =/
FailThief: i used a fake ssn with all my affiliates...
FailThief: prob not a good idea
Seraph: Uhhhh very not a good idea.
FailThief: will they find out?
Seraph: You will get ALL your money reversed
Seraph: Yes, yes they will.
FailThief: really :/
FailThief: but i think they only use it if u make 600$ or more
Seraph: They report it....using a false SSN is actually fraud
FailThief: fuck
FailThief: SHIT
Seraph: You know you can get your computer privileges literally revoked by the government for that
FailThief: omfg
Seraph: Like, literally they will confiscate your computer.
FailThief: lol
FailThief: im changing now
Seraph: No, I swear to god. They can do that.
FailThief: idk if i can change my ssn on this
Seraph: =/
FailThief: omg.
FailThief: ok, but i made 6 affiliate accts and only use one. what about the other 5, if i dont use them, can they still report me?
Seraph: I honestly have no idea
FailThief: ugh
FailThief: idk my real ssn
Seraph: Not a good idea to just make one up though :P
Seraph: I mean...that's a really *really* bad idea.
FailThief: fakenamegenerator.com ftw
FailThief: oh shit
FailThief: u have me scared shitless
Seraph: What in the WORLD were you thinking?
Seraph: Seriously, no offense? But when you make a business, you HAVE to be legit
FailThief: thinking i would save time
FailThief: yea
FailThief: it was the only thing i wasnt legit on
FailThief: :/
Seraph: You faked your name and SSN>
FailThief: not name
Seraph: Thats pretty darn big things to fake
FailThief: real name
FailThief: didnt fake name
Seraph: Ok, well even still
FailThief: yea
Seraph: Jeez louise....thats a pretty huge thing to falsify
FailThief: ok, i can change it
FailThief: asking my parents for my real one
Seraph: Holy mackerel, lol....if you accidentally hit on a REAL ssn, and somehow that person finds out?
Seraph: They can sic the Federal Trade Commission on you.
FailThief: omg
FailThief: fuck
FailThief: shit
FailThief: shit
FailThief: shit
FailThief: asssss
FailThief: this suckss
FailThief: brb
*** "FailThief (FailThief)" signed off at Mon Jul 11 21:31:04 2011.
I've already reported his website to the script company he bought it from, notified all the affiliates I can get a hold of.... The script company pulled his site within minutes of me notifying them, and the affiliates are all blacklisting him.
Session Start (seraphsdesigns:FailThief): Mon Jul 11 20:58:26 2011 -0400
FailThief: Hello
Seraph: Hello
*** "FailThief (FailThief)" signed on at Mon Jul 11 20:58:32 2011.
FailThief: I am going to need a design soon and hve a question
Seraph: Ok
FailThief: Will i be able to edit the little boxes without having to have you do it for me
Seraph: If they aren't completely custom headers, yes.
FailThief: This is my site
FailThief: <link>
FailThief: ok good
Seraph: Do you need a list of prices?
Seraph: Or is this in regards to a premade?
FailThief: yea a remade
FailThief: But, how much for a custom
Seraph: Let me grab that real quick
FailThief: OK
Seraph:<price spiel>
FailThief: Ok, yea that is a little much for me at the moment. when traffic picks up, i may buy one
FailThief: once i get the money, im gonna buy one of urs tho
Seraph: Ok =)
FailThief: So how many do u sell a day?
Seraph: Depends, really. Its usually about 3-4 premades a week on average. Custom designs have really been spiking, about 1-2 per week
FailThief: Pretty good money then
Seraph: It would be, if the government didn't take about 16% of it, LOL
FailThief: Shh.. dont tell :-)
FailThief: tee hee
FailThief: why do u file it?
Seraph: Because I'd rather not end up in jail, LOL
FailThief: Well then im screwed!
Seraph: I hear you don't get video games there, haha
FailThief: im only 14 tho LOL
Seraph: PayPal reports everything now, so the IRS audits like mad
FailThief: so i dont need to pay taxes
FailThief: cuz im only 14!!
FailThief: i <3 youngness
Seraph: If you make over $600 in a year, you will need to
FailThief: f*ck that
Seraph: Sucks, but I had to do that =/
FailThief: i used a fake ssn with all my affiliates...
FailThief: prob not a good idea
Seraph: Uhhhh very not a good idea.
FailThief: will they find out?
Seraph: You will get ALL your money reversed
Seraph: Yes, yes they will.
FailThief: really :/
FailThief: but i think they only use it if u make 600$ or more
Seraph: They report it....using a false SSN is actually fraud
FailThief: fuck
FailThief: SHIT
Seraph: You know you can get your computer privileges literally revoked by the government for that
FailThief: omfg
Seraph: Like, literally they will confiscate your computer.
FailThief: lol
FailThief: im changing now
Seraph: No, I swear to god. They can do that.
FailThief: idk if i can change my ssn on this
Seraph: =/
FailThief: omg.
FailThief: ok, but i made 6 affiliate accts and only use one. what about the other 5, if i dont use them, can they still report me?
Seraph: I honestly have no idea
FailThief: ugh
FailThief: idk my real ssn
Seraph: Not a good idea to just make one up though :P
Seraph: I mean...that's a really *really* bad idea.
FailThief: fakenamegenerator.com ftw
FailThief: oh shit
FailThief: u have me scared shitless
Seraph: What in the WORLD were you thinking?
Seraph: Seriously, no offense? But when you make a business, you HAVE to be legit
FailThief: thinking i would save time
FailThief: yea
FailThief: it was the only thing i wasnt legit on
FailThief: :/
Seraph: You faked your name and SSN>
FailThief: not name
Seraph: Thats pretty darn big things to fake
FailThief: real name
FailThief: didnt fake name
Seraph: Ok, well even still
FailThief: yea
Seraph: Jeez louise....thats a pretty huge thing to falsify
FailThief: ok, i can change it
FailThief: asking my parents for my real one
Seraph: Holy mackerel, lol....if you accidentally hit on a REAL ssn, and somehow that person finds out?
Seraph: They can sic the Federal Trade Commission on you.
FailThief: omg
FailThief: fuck
FailThief: shit
FailThief: shit
FailThief: shit
FailThief: asssss
FailThief: this suckss
FailThief: brb
*** "FailThief (FailThief)" signed off at Mon Jul 11 21:31:04 2011.
I've already reported his website to the script company he bought it from, notified all the affiliates I can get a hold of.... The script company pulled his site within minutes of me notifying them, and the affiliates are all blacklisting him.
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