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    A customer and his young son came up to my cash register carrying a bolt of muslin with a loose piece. (Loose piece was probably the end piece of the previous bolt, too large to make a remnant.)

    ME: Did you have that measured at the cutting table, sir?
    SC: No, I just want this piece.
    ME: I'm sorry, you have to have that measured at the cutting table and bring the slip up here.
    SC: I don't wanna wait in that line!
    ME: I have no way of measuring it here.

    He then knelt down on the floor and stretched out the fabric as if he were going to measure it on the floor tiles!

    ME: Sir, no, we need an accurate measurement!

    He then throws the bolt and the loose fabric onto the counter and stomps out the door, his kid trailing behind him. The customer behind him and I just looked at each other and shook our heads.

    Okay, I understand that not everyone knows how a fabric store works. That's why I tell customers who look/act baffled that they need their fabric measured at the cutting table (and most of them say "okay," and go to the cutting table). When an employee tells you how to do something at a store, you do as they tell you, you don't do things your own way. Stores have their reason for doing things the way they do. You don't dig into a salad bar with your bare hands, you don't make a copy of a key with a hammer and chisel, you don't climb on the store's ladders and you don't measure clean white fabric on a dusty, uneven floor!!!
    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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  • #2
    He got down on the floor in the register aisle? And what was he going to measure with? No, wait...I don't wanna know.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      Wild ass guess here. He was going to use the 12" x 12" standard store tile to get the length. Not that crazy and as far as dirty goes, who doesn't wash their fabric before making anything?
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      • #4
        Problem with tiles, since I wanted to tile my cabin's fireplace I looked at lots of tiles, most are 12 inches on the side - but I also found 11 inches and 13 inch tiles. And without a tape measure it would be easy to make a mistake.

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        • #5
          Yeah, and what happens if the fabric didn't equal exactly to the length of the tiles. He would still be estimating. Not really an accurate form of measurement there.

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          • #6
            Quoth XCashier View Post
            You don't dig into a salad bar with your bare hands, you don't make a copy of a key with a hammer and chisel, you don't climb on the store's ladders and you don't measure clean white fabric on a dusty, uneven floor!!!
            And you don't mess around with Jim.
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            • #7
              Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
              Problem with tiles, since I wanted to tile my cabin's fireplace I looked at lots of tiles, most are 12 inches on the side - but I also found 11 inches and 13 inch tiles. And without a tape measure it would be easy to make a mistake.
              I needed some replacement tiles for my floor, which is covered with 12" tiles. I assumed the new ones were the same size, but they are 11-3/4" so there is a small gap around the edge of them. I left it that way because the whole floor needs to be redone soon.
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              • #8
                Quoth MiloMorai View Post
                as far as dirty goes, who doesn't wash their fabric before making anything?
                Probably the same goober who uses floor tiles instead of the cutting counter to get his fabric measured...

                Seriously, though, you would be surprised at how many people don't think to wash their fabric before working with it. Then they're surprised and shocked that their 100% cotton fabric shrinks like crazy and their new shirt is all distorted.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                  And you don't mess around with Jim.
                  Damn. Beat me to it . . .

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                    And you don't mess around with Jim.
                    Or Slim!

                    Sorry that guy doesn't like waiting in lines but that's the store policy...I might be annoyed but I wouldn't act like an asshole about it. And with my kid right there...
                    "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                    • #11
                      Even if he could have measured it out properly, he'd still need the slip of paper that tells you the price. Maybe next time he'll bring a ruler...lol.

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