Two Teens Tried to Rob WHAT?

[catcul]

PepperElf inspired this thread with a story about a stupid robbery.

This story is about two teenagers who tried to rob the Port St. Lucie, FL, police station.

Where did all of these cops come from?

[Pixilated]

I hope these two fine specimens change their ways. They are clearly WAAAAYY too stupid to succeed at crime.

[PepperElf]

wow. that's a special breed of stupid right there.

[Eevie]

I hope these two fine specimens change their ways. They are clearly WAAAAYY too stupid to succeed at crime.

If they don't, then we're going to have some VERY entertaining news stories in the future from these two.

That aside, read this in the school office, all the receptionist I work with had to say was this, "What's that about can't fix stupid?"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I hope these two fine specimens change their ways. They are clearly WAAAAYY too stupid to succeed at crime.

*dies laughing*

I'm expecting those two to be hired at the Litter Box as soon as they are old enough. They appear every bit as bright as some of the coworkers I've got now.

[firecat88]

Well, at least the trip to the lockup was a short one.