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Hi, Raps,
You've managed to recover several old stories, and I was hoping you could find a couple of my favorites.
The first was about a young man who was overwhelmed by a female customer's perfume to the point of coughing and difficulty breathing. I remember him telling the customer that, "[H]e would just have to avoid the old French whores."
The second was posted by a woman who worked at a warehouse-type store. The customer kept trying to bargain her down on a bouquet of flowers. Finally, she referred the woman to a place nearby as a good place to get cheap flowers. It ended with her being told by her boss that she shouldn't be referring customers to the cemetary for flowers.
Should you happen to find either one, I would love to read them again.
Thanks! And thanks for this excellent site.
You've managed to recover several old stories, and I was hoping you could find a couple of my favorites.
The first was about a young man who was overwhelmed by a female customer's perfume to the point of coughing and difficulty breathing. I remember him telling the customer that, "[H]e would just have to avoid the old French whores."
The second was posted by a woman who worked at a warehouse-type store. The customer kept trying to bargain her down on a bouquet of flowers. Finally, she referred the woman to a place nearby as a good place to get cheap flowers. It ended with her being told by her boss that she shouldn't be referring customers to the cemetary for flowers.
Should you happen to find either one, I would love to read them again.
Thanks! And thanks for this excellent site.
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