33 Hilariously terrible novel sentences you need to read.

Evil Queen

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33 Hilariously terrible novel sentences you need to read.

09-26-2013, 02:47 AM

Some are actually pretty hilarious enough that I would look forward to reading (number 6 and number 20, for instance). Others are just... awful. Gah! I had to share.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/33-hi...-need-to-read/

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Chanlin

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09-26-2013, 07:29 AM

10, 15 and 20 could potentially be salvaged with a slight edit.

6, 22, 29 would be good if they were meant to be the openers of satirical stories.

27 is a story all by itself. Which alone makes it a wonderful example of how you can turn a reader's expectations around.

Some of these though just make me cringe.
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