My Immortal--The Worst Fanfic EVER!!!

[TruthHurts]

I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie

Am I the only creeped out by someone wishing she was related to a guy because he's hot. Ewww

[Dreamstalker]

Bahahahaha...I <3 how Chaobell deals with fangirls

Doesn't FFN have regs against submitting RP fics? That would run afoul of them, I would think.

Just going by what I could gather about "Enoby" from the reviews, the MSLT spit back a 120 (and then Firefox crashed, possibly in horror). All my muses now want to kill that character.

Sweet Cthulhu, that's horrid. I finally waded through all 40 chapters of the mess... There's an MST of it.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Found the entry in Encyclopedia Dramatica:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com.../Tara_Gilesbie

By the way, be careful about clicking; there's a very un work safe pic on that. In fact, the whole article is horrifying.

[GyroKat]

Now, I have read the Harry Potter books a lot... but I've never come across Lumpkin, Hargrid, Loopin (masticating, no less!), Fug from the Misery of Magic, or Lucian and Serious...

"He was hung lik a stallone"
Now, I know Stallone was in a porn film once, but I haven't seen it....

Hilarity:
English Language
2007-05-17
ch 1, anon. Help me! Somebody help me! This person is raping me!!

Also, spray-painting your hair sounds like a bad idea

then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
Yes, it is very stupid. Didn't you know he was with Vampire Potter! Oh noes!

where I had lost my virility to Draco

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him Uhm... Crookshanks is not a spell, it's Hermione's CAT...!

Also, why would Voldemort ask a WITCH to kill someone with a gun?!

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. So have I when I read this crap... And why does Voldemort talk in that Ye Olde English way? Thou shalt stop this horrible story!

This is hilarious. I laughed, I cried, I threw up. I will not stop until I have read it all. This is truly horrible. After that, I will go slit my rists... But not until I kill this "author" with a steak!

This story delz wit rly sris issus!

Also, best line ever: I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in.

Ah yes, chaos is always good.

[Lace Neil Singer]

There's even a youtube movie of this fic! O_o I watched the trailer and the first part, but couldn't manage the rest. XD

Watch the trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRwbWNoNWlM

[kerrisan]

ALERT! ALERT! The fic has been updated! I repeat - we have an update!!!

4 more chapters!!!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You won't be happy until we're all melted puddles of goo from teh stoopid, will you?

My comments:

• How do you ask someone a question "gothikally"?
• Or reassure someone "suicidally"?
• Or smoke a cigarette "sexily"?
• Or reason "evilly"?
• Or...ahh, forget it
• “Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik) BOOOOOOOOO.....
• "“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted." Wha.....
• And how does one cry "sexily"?
• I have to stop now.
• My brain hurts.
• Owie.
• Still in pain over 6 hours later

[XCashier]

My comments:

• How do you ask someone a question "gothikally"?
• Or reassure someone "suicidally"?
• Or smoke a cigarette "sexily"?
• Or reason "evilly"?
• Or...ahh, forget it
• “Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik) BOOOOOOOOO.....
• "“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted." Wha.....
• And how does one cry "sexily"?
• I have to stop now.
• My brain hurts.

Ouch. Mine too. Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it.

Has the writer worked the most recent revelation about Dumbledore into her "story" (I call it a story for lack of a better word)?

[BlakeMP]

I got through about one paragraph...

Wow. Just wow. My students aren't all the sharpest knives in the drawer, but my WORST ninth-grader could write rings around this tripe. Either that or he'd just get pissed, throw away his pen and decide to turn in a blank page and take a zero. And either way, it'd be preferable to this garbage.

[AnaKhouri]

My husband just did a dramatic reading for me, pronouncing everything the way it was spelled.

[chops]

My husband just did a dramatic reading for me, pronouncing everything the way it was spelled.

Oh, a dramatic reading similar to this?

[kerrisan]

You won't be happy until we're all melted puddles of goo from teh stoopid, will you?

Hey, I'm not forcing you to read it . . .

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Hey, I'm not forcing you to read it . . .

You know I have no willpower in these kinds of situations.

So back atcha.

(actually, more than anything else I was just curious to see where it would go. But I must says the author packed about an entire story's worth of stoopid in those 4 new chapters.)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You won't be happy until we're all melted puddles of goo from teh stoopid, will you?

My comments:

• How do you ask someone a question "gothikally"?
• Or reassure someone "suicidally"?
• Or smoke a cigarette "sexily"?
• Or reason "evilly"?
• Or...ahh, forget it
• “Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik) BOOOOOOOOO.....
• "“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted." Wha.....
• And how does one cry "sexily"?
• I have to stop now.
• My brain hurts.

Appreciate the warning . . .however I've already felt a couple of hundred brain cells already commit mass sideways after getting into the grape Kool-Aid.

If I go back and try to read the fanfic update, I'll only have several thousand more joining those that have moved on and then I'll be a talking monkey.

[Soulstealer]

Why would you even give us a link bad fan fiction? Were we horrid to you in a past life or something?

Seriously, I learnt to never go near fanfiction.net when I noticed the sirus/remus slash fiction a few years ago. Never again I say.