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  • Unfortunately, this isn't a joke..

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/...na_collapse_dc

    And God help me, I'm going to Hell for this..........but I can't stop laughing.





    Oh sweet Jesus, who hired the blind man to build the bridge?!
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

  • #2
    Quoth blas87 View Post
    And God help me, I'm going to Hell for this..........but I can't stop laughing.
    Well, scoot over cause I'm going with you.

    Don't worry, I'm bringing cookies.

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    • #3
      I'm driving the bus down there, and I have plenty of seats, so climb aboard!

      Just call me Otto.

      That's funny. I don't care who you are.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        The next train on platfom 4 is an express service to Hell, stopping all stations in the forum area, then running express to Hell. This train is an unreserved train.

        C'mon! There's room for all!

        Kudos to the blind guy for even getting that far!
        I think, therefore I am. But I am micromanaged, therefore I am not.

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        • #5
          I heard about this when I was driving daughter to her pre-school. Paul Harvey let me know personaly. I snorted and rolled my eyes. It's official: Those in charge of anything have no brains.

          BTW, where do I get the tickets for the bus and/or train?

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          • #6
            Yeah, I'm definitely gonna need a ticket for this trip. I'll bring the beer.

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            • #7
              Sign me up. It'll probably be a long trip, we should get a charter bus with a movie player. I'll bring snacks.
              It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
              ~~~H.L. Mencken

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              • #8
                I've got the liquor and chocolate!


                Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!

                Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.

                I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.

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                • #9
                  The train is unreserved - just pile aboard. Refresments are available from the bar in the second car, luggage may be checked with the conductor, and passengers may gather after our departure for screenings and observation of the scenery from the lounge car.
                  I think, therefore I am. But I am micromanaged, therefore I am not.

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                  • #10
                    How am I supposed to call shotgun?
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • #11
                      I'll bring the Hawaiian Sweet Rolls and spinach dip!
                      "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

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                      • #12
                        I'll bring the bee....wait, no....someone already got that.

                        I'll bring the tequi....damn. Beat me to that, too.

                        I GOT THE RUM, KIDS! (looking around to make sure that no one else called the rum)

                        Yep, I got the rum!

                        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                        Still A Customer."

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                        • #13
                          and now, the rum is gone.

                          Why is the rum gone??
                          GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                          • #14
                            My step-brother once took a sailing lesson. Shortly after pushing off from the dock, the instructor asked how far from shore they were....turns out he couldn't see beyond about 5 feet. An interesting sailing lesson, from his story of it.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                              How am I supposed to call shotgun?
                              More importantly, why aren't we going in a handbasket?

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