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  • #16
    Here's mine:
    Capricorn: Today is going to be the best day of your life. You will get hit by a truck and your organs will fail. You will die. Needless to say that the rest of your life has been a complete waste of time.

    Lucky supermarkey: Sainsbury's
    "But I don't want to be among mad people."
    You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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    • #17
      An apple a day winds up giving you pectin poisoning.

      Lucky redneck: Dolly Parton
      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
      My DeviantArt.

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