Teaching a biting child a lesson

[Gawdzillers]

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/view...php?t=28942605

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User gets revenge on a biting brat by telling the mother he/she is HIV positive.

[XCashier]

For the child's sake, I hope the poster was only joking about the HIV.

On the other hand, I don't blame the poster one bit. Bratling had no business going around assaulting other people (yes, a bite is assault, even from a child), and Mommie Dearest should've kept her child with her and not let him run around. A good solid scare might drive that lesson home.

I'm a mother myself. I know that little kids do bite, it's a stage they go through; mine did. That doesn't mean that other people should suffer for it. Since the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and children need to learn right from wrong as soon as possible, hubby and I put the kibosh on our son's biting habit PDQ. Would that other parents understood that.

[Broomjockey]

I was on that site for a while, and speaking from experience, while the event might have happened, the person probably doesn't have HIV and just took the opportunity to be a jackass. It's in the "General Discussion" forum, which is about a (very small) half step up from most of the SCs we get regularly, as evidenced by claiming HIV, but then trailing blood throughout the store.

That said, at least now the mom is almost likely to do something about the kid.

[Lace Neil Singer]

My little brother went thru a biting stage... which stopped abruptly as soon as my mum started biting him whenever he bit someone else.

[Gawdzillers]

For the child's sake, I hope the poster was only joking about the HIV.

No, he/she (I say that because there are so many guys with girl avatars and vice versa on the site) doesn't have HIV.

[DesignFox]

I have to say- that's fucking awesome.

[AFpheonix]

I was amused, too


Get a muzzle for that kid.

[Kiwi]

my nephew went through a biting and kicking stage, not even his father could get him to stop for a couple of months! Everyone would bellow and yell, threaten him, plead with him...

I babysat him when he was going through this stage and he bit me, I warned him that I would bit him back HARD if he did it again, and his mum wouldnt tell me off for it either. He bit and I bit back, he started crying then he kicked me, and I kicked him back. He went off crying to his mummy and she said "she warned you dont cry to me".

He stopped biting me, but not anyone else hahahaha

[iradney]

I went through a biting stage when I was a sproglet. I bit my sister the one day. She leaned over and bit me right back! Hung on like a bulldog too - fixed me right up

[Cia]

I'd probably pick hepetitus over HIV but the kid and Mom deserved the scare.

[Rapscallion]

Toned the thread title down a touch - got a bit strong for my tastes.

Rapscallion

[Ree]

Since this same article has been posted at least 3 times, I have edited the title to make it easier to find on a search.

[kerrisan]

I'm seriously doubting the validity of this. I have never encountered these "biters" in the grocery store, and I doubt anybody could stand still long enough for a child to take a bite big/hard enough to draw blood.

[Jaden]

I'm doubting the validity of this story simply due to this (strong language):

http://www.bash.org/?777977

It's a bash quote. One of them probably lifted it off the other.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Feh. I inclined to believe it's made up.

I've been bitten by kids, dogs, cats, lizards, snakes (non-venomous), my sister when she was 15, a mouse, and a hedgehog.

The only things that drew enough blood to mention were the cat and the mouse. The reptiles didn't have big enough teeth, and only tore at the surface a little. The hedgehog probably could have, but just wasn't commited to the project. All the humans and the dog had teeth that were far too blunt to do anything more than REALLY hurt and bruise me pretty badly. And (guys, you might want to stop reading now) while breastfeeding, my daughter has chomped down on my nipple with her teeth hard enough to bring tears to my eyes and make me scream. However, she did NOT make me bleed.

So I have to think that nobody would stand still long enough for a kid to walk up to him, lean over, chomp down, and start noshing with enough force to draw enough blood that it appeared on his teeth.

I'm calling bull on that one.

Yeah, it's a funny story, and we might like the thought of someone getting theirs with no real harm done. But it didn't happen.