2007 Stupidest Warning Labels Contest Winners

[CaroPhoenix]

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/danger-...00010000000001

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Danger: Avoid Death"

Golly, Thank you concerned company! I was going to welcome death with open arms, but because you care so darn much about my well-being. I will avoid death.

[PuckishOne]

I was expecting something along the lines of "Avoid Smelly Cheeses" or possibly "Avoid Rhubarb," but...wow. And anyone who needs safety goggles in place before operating a letter opener prooooooooobably shouldn't be allowed near the sharp toys to begin with.

[CaroPhoenix]

I understand the warning about the goggles and the letter opener. 'cos you know, when you're opening your letters, ripping into them at the top of the envelopes, really getting into sync with your opening duties, you never know when the letter opener and your arm is going to be flying all over the place, and you just know that one minute you're opening letters & the next the opener will fly out of your hands & go right into your eye!





yeah, well, it might happen. *grumble, mumble*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I was expecting something along the lines of "Avoid Smelly Cheeses" or possibly "Avoid Rhubarb," but...wow. And anyone who needs safety goggles in place before operating a letter opener prooooooooobably shouldn't be allowed near the sharp toys to begin with.

Or along the lines of "Do not use during sex."

Come to think of it, that might be a good warning label for a set of jumper cables.

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but DGoddess, how else are all those stuck-in-a-rut couples going to jump start their romantic life?

[cinema guy]

You're starting to sound like Becky.

At work we have new fridges for bottled drinks behind the kiosk. They are labelled with 'Cauion, to do not rock. May cause serios injury or death,' and there is a picture of the fridge falling on top of a person. The problem - these fridges are about 2 feet tall.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Yes, but DGoddess, how else are all those stuck-in-a-rut couples going to jump start their romantic life?

Or add a spark to their relationship?

*Ducks rotten fruit*

[Der Cute]

Hey CG !

Are you making fun of us Vertically Challenged People? A 2 foot tall fridge could do some serious damage to me!!! :P

CuteSHORTnoob

[CaroPhoenix]

You're starting to sound like Becky.

Aw Cinema Guy! That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long time! I think I you!

[Becks]

You're starting to sound like Becky.

I'm (in)famous!!!!!

Aw Cinema Guy! That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long time! I think I you!

And I think I YOU, idrink, for thinking that being compared to me is a good thing.

[CaroPhoenix]

*is now a happy Rum, and hands some bottles to all those who are legal to drink it* HAHAHAHA!!!

Becky, you're just too awesome. Someday, I will be almost as awesome as you.