Write a letter to Rudolph!

[Lace Neil Singer]

http://www.jhadesigns.com/frogiearno/dearrudolph.htm

For added fun, use people from the board.
By the way, the people I hate don't go here. XD


Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth

Dear Rudolph

I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.

I was a good girl this year, but I did run into a few huge problems.
Like "borrowing" MadMike's favorite Iron Maiden DVD and selling it to pay for a motorbike.

Or giving Raps some absinthe when we went to a pub just for laughs.
Then there was the time I stabbed Dave and later fixed him up with that cow, Paris Hilton.

It was real funny though.
But I did good by Mysty when I made the stereo disappear in order to collect the insurance.

( I only took 42% comission )

And Broomjockey was real happy when I set up the Christmas party. It's wasn't my fault that the a clown took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the vodka.

Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask generous Santa to send me the little things I asked for:

a big house
a lottery win
a pony

I know you heard that I always said you were a massive bitch for agreeing to lead horny Santa's sled even though the other reindeer crapped on you.
But since you are a great guy I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.

Your crazy fan

Lace

[Saydrah]

Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth

Dear Rudolph

I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.
I was a good girl this year, but I did run into a few little problems.
Like "borrowing" Jester's favorite truck and selling it to pay for a show horse.
Or giving Kusanagi some Jack Daniel's when we went to Key West just for laughs.
Then there was the time I slapped Big Boy and later fixed him up with that Pig, Entitlement Whore. .
It was real funny though.
But I did good by Blas when I made the Kitty disappear in order to collect the insurance.
( I only took 42% comission )
And Edible Hat was real happy when I set up the Halloween party. It's wasn't my fault that the Magician took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the Cheese.
Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask odoriferous Santa to send me the little things I asked for:

a Bachelor's Degree
a clean bathroom
a vacation
I know you heard that I always said you were a massive Leopard Gecko for agreeing to lead pallid Santa's sled even though the other reindeer bled on you.
But since you are a great cubicle I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.

Your fetid fan

Saydrah

[DesignFox]

My turn! Crazy Guy and Party Lady are based off of two sucky people I've had the displeasure of dealing with. So, I hope no one on here is named that- if so it isn't aimed at you.
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Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth

Dear Rudolph,

I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.

I was a good girl this year, but I did run into a few giant problems.

Like "borrowing" GraveKeeper's favorite Mp3 player glasses and selling it to pay for a ring.

Or giving Kara some Tequila when we went to California just for laughs.

Then there was the time I gave a present to Crazy Guy and later fixed him up with that donkey, Party Lady.

It was real funny though.

But I did good by Bookstore Escapee when I made the mechanical puppy disappear in order to collect the insurance. ( I only took 77% comission )

And GreenDay was real happy when I set up the Christmas party. It's wasn't my fault that the stripper took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the Egg Nog.

Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask purple Santa to send me the
little things I asked for:
*My Little Ponies
*A laptop
*A Horsey!

I know you heard that I always said you were a Medium Pony for agreeing to lead fast Santa's sled even though the other reindeer heaved on you.

But since you are a great chubby cheeked baby I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.

Your Loving fan,
DesignFox