Oh, those wacky doctors!

[Rapscallion]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3159813.stm

Rapscallion

[crazylegs]

to the delightful term "pumpkin positive", which refers to the implication that a penlight shone into the patient's mouth would encounter a brain so small that the whole head would light up.

Now thats just funny.

[draggar]

You have no idea how common this is, some even name the instruments and tools.

"Stabby-stabby"

If you hear a page for Dr. Firestone, there's a fire in the hospital. Dr. Armstrong is usually a call for security (strong arms). (Unless, of course, there is actually a doctor in that hospital with that name).

Code yellow, code brown, use your imagination.

They also have many terms for pacients who are very overweight.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

They also have many terms for pacients who are very overweight.

"God damn, that's a big fat ass!"

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