Titanic Bride

[Eireann]

Okay, here's a good one to make you laugh:

http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=1193.0

Be sure to read all the responses (though you can skip the recipes). They're a riot!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I remember that story! An inspired work of fiction, it is.

[Eireann]

Not very inspired - at least, not if the writer expected it to be believed.

It really "pains" me.